At Risk Dad
@funwithteeth.bsky.social
Kicked out of vacation bible school. One step ahead of the bread line. Kinda artsy, mostly fartsy. He/him
No dms.
No dms.
My hot take is that "corny" does not mean the same thing as "bad."
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My hot take is that "corny" does not mean the same thing as "bad."
Cognitive dissonance in evangelical culture is a feature, not a bug.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cognitive dissonance in evangelical culture is a feature, not a bug.
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Just a reminder: millions of people who live in “red” states didn’t vote for any of this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just a reminder: millions of people who live in “red” states didn’t vote for any of this shit.
Thousands of grandkids are trying to explain groypers to mee-maw at this very moment
September 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Thousands of grandkids are trying to explain groypers to mee-maw at this very moment
Perhaps after the inevitable next time we can skip the whole "guess the motive" part of the name that shooter game
September 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Perhaps after the inevitable next time we can skip the whole "guess the motive" part of the name that shooter game
We're going to go back to blaming video games for violence again aren't we
September 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We're going to go back to blaming video games for violence again aren't we
Fall weather is here, new deftones is out. Morale is uncharacteristically high.
August 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Fall weather is here, new deftones is out. Morale is uncharacteristically high.
Gavin Newsom looks like the kinda guy robocop would toss out a window so I dunno.
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gavin Newsom looks like the kinda guy robocop would toss out a window so I dunno.
Live your life in such a way that cracker barrel's marketing plans mean nothing to you.
August 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Live your life in such a way that cracker barrel's marketing plans mean nothing to you.
Oh sweet, James Dobson is dead. An entire generation of ex-evangelicals just breathed a sigh of relief.
August 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Oh sweet, James Dobson is dead. An entire generation of ex-evangelicals just breathed a sigh of relief.
You know, I'm something of a voting machine myself.
August 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You know, I'm something of a voting machine myself.
I long to become the sax solo from Turn the Page.
July 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I long to become the sax solo from Turn the Page.
I love it when rural tough guys do cos play. Years ago they were all Jax teller and nowadays they're Rip. It's adorable.
May 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I love it when rural tough guys do cos play. Years ago they were all Jax teller and nowadays they're Rip. It's adorable.
Thinking about a career change. Does anybody know how to become the dude who dances onstage for Ska bands?
May 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Thinking about a career change. Does anybody know how to become the dude who dances onstage for Ska bands?
Does Bill Maher have fans? Serious question.
April 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Does Bill Maher have fans? Serious question.
I used to work in a factory with a guy who ate a praying mantis, btw.
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I used to work in a factory with a guy who ate a praying mantis, btw.
I worked in manufacturing for a long time and it's very manly in the sense that we spent all our time drinking and contemplating death.
April 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I worked in manufacturing for a long time and it's very manly in the sense that we spent all our time drinking and contemplating death.
A fun thing they don't tell you about working in a factory is that everyone who works in factories fucking hates it.
April 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
A fun thing they don't tell you about working in a factory is that everyone who works in factories fucking hates it.
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one of my tiktok followers made this
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
one of my tiktok followers made this
Went on a cruise and made it a point to befriend as many Canadians as possible. You know, just in case.
April 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Went on a cruise and made it a point to befriend as many Canadians as possible. You know, just in case.
Rural whites: nobody is more terrified of being scammed, and they get scammed constantly by the dumbest shit imaginable
March 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Rural whites: nobody is more terrified of being scammed, and they get scammed constantly by the dumbest shit imaginable
I am sure the libs feel very owned.
He says he’s willing to move to Peru to be with her after she is deported.
March 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I am sure the libs feel very owned.
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Fact: They didn’t fear what breaking the Dept of Education would do to their kids. Their kids are in fancy private schools.
They are dismantling the Dept of Ed so our kids have no choice but to be undereducated and work for their kids.
They are dismantling the Dept of Ed so our kids have no choice but to be undereducated and work for their kids.
March 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fact: They didn’t fear what breaking the Dept of Education would do to their kids. Their kids are in fancy private schools.
They are dismantling the Dept of Ed so our kids have no choice but to be undereducated and work for their kids.
They are dismantling the Dept of Ed so our kids have no choice but to be undereducated and work for their kids.
Toni Storm is the best.
March 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Toni Storm is the best.