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Shelby Parks
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If you’re looking for someone with a high paying job and a huge dick then you’re in the wrong place.
Welcome to the shitshow.
What’s new, pussycat?
January 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Set it up on the other side of the room, I can’t see you through the window from there 👀
December 28, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Just got a PS5 Pro so I’m trying to catch up and get a look at all the enhanced games. FF7 looks dramatically better. DD2 as well. Hogwarts Legacy looks great too but the game isn’t very good and I keep thinking about She Who Must Not Be Named too much to enjoy it.
December 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
You had to know you were “kicking the beehive” so to speak with this one lmao. You’re brave. The chuds rabid hatred of this game is strong. Almost TLOU2 levels.
December 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Now is the right time! I’m playing it and it’s excellent. All the heart and charm of the last game with lots of gameplay improvements. It’s a tough year though.

Are you doing the controversial move of including Shadow of the Erdtree as a game?
December 9, 2024 at 8:41 PM
If you like Diablo-like games, Chronicon is very good and it’s pretty cheap on Steam. Even if you don’t have a gaming pc, it should work fine on integrated graphics.

Atlas Fallen: Reign of Sand is more of a “AA” game but it’s also really underrated.
December 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
You can. They are *STILL* releasing PS4 ports for a lot of games and it’s almost 2025.
December 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Diablo 4 and Last Epoch
November 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Ah, you have me beat!
November 23, 2024 at 11:46 PM
It was on my YouTube homepage on the app I believe.

Gave a recap of all the music I listened to and the channels I watched. It was neat.
November 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Same. They are hellbent on keeping the balance where it’s at but the combat is at a snails pace. What I love about D3 is how you can demolish hoards of enemies. Killing one individual demon takes so long in D4, even with a decent build. They keep our characters so weak and for WHAT?
November 23, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I’ve heard of grasping at straws but I don’t have a word or phrase for this 😂

Is that really all they have? Lmao
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Diablo 4. I’m dying to find a game I like as much as Diablo 3 but I can’t find one. Bounced off of Grim Dawn, I got a little overwhelmed by all the complexity coming from a much simpler APRG. I want to try again soon though, I liked it overall. I’m just dumb lmao
November 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Yeah, but Pizzagaetz made me laugh my ass off. I love a good callback joke.
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Ope, found my first dickhead to block!
November 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Where’s the flasher who lives next door? 😂
November 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
One in my mouth, one in my butt 😩
November 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM