Matt Walker
@funnymatt.bsky.social
Comedian, nerd, self proclaimed non expert on serial killers
The Saudis spent $100+ million just to get booed in Vegas.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The Saudis spent $100+ million just to get booed in Vegas.
Season 4 with Cate Blanchett in LA? I'm in.
June 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Season 4 with Cate Blanchett in LA? I'm in.
California didn't need more preparation, it needed more precipitation.
January 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
California didn't need more preparation, it needed more precipitation.
Welcome to the Dodgers, Roki Sasaki!
January 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Welcome to the Dodgers, Roki Sasaki!
Happy Juche 114 everyone!
January 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Happy Juche 114 everyone!
2024 is finishing off with seeing a video of someone claiming to have solved the Riemann hypothesis...after 7 days working on the problem. While I *hope* he found a novel approach and actually did it, his videos make it seem more likely that he's just from the Terrance Howard School of math.
December 31, 2024 at 6:07 PM
2024 is finishing off with seeing a video of someone claiming to have solved the Riemann hypothesis...after 7 days working on the problem. While I *hope* he found a novel approach and actually did it, his videos make it seem more likely that he's just from the Terrance Howard School of math.
Why don't they make all jokes out of the words used to say, "Why don't they make the whole plane from what they use to make the black box?"
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Why don't they make all jokes out of the words used to say, "Why don't they make the whole plane from what they use to make the black box?"
It's almost time for my annual tradition of responding, "Oh yeah? Which ones?" to everyone that texts me "Happy New Years"
December 29, 2024 at 6:35 AM
It's almost time for my annual tradition of responding, "Oh yeah? Which ones?" to everyone that texts me "Happy New Years"
Squid Game season 1 - 10/10
Squid Game season 2 - 9/10
I'm convinced anyone that didn't like either was watching in English instead of Korean with English subtitles.
Squid Game season 2 - 9/10
I'm convinced anyone that didn't like either was watching in English instead of Korean with English subtitles.
December 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Squid Game season 1 - 10/10
Squid Game season 2 - 9/10
I'm convinced anyone that didn't like either was watching in English instead of Korean with English subtitles.
Squid Game season 2 - 9/10
I'm convinced anyone that didn't like either was watching in English instead of Korean with English subtitles.
With 6 jars of possible salt rising bread starter being kept warm overnight (with 3 different recipes used) I'll be disappointed if my kitchen doesn't smell disgusting tomorrow morning.
December 23, 2024 at 6:28 AM
With 6 jars of possible salt rising bread starter being kept warm overnight (with 3 different recipes used) I'll be disappointed if my kitchen doesn't smell disgusting tomorrow morning.
Dune: Prophecy is a good show, but the Sisters keep making us all lose the circle game.
December 14, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Dune: Prophecy is a good show, but the Sisters keep making us all lose the circle game.
You wouldn't believe how many CEOs Waluigi Mangione has taken out.
December 11, 2024 at 10:04 AM
You wouldn't believe how many CEOs Waluigi Mangione has taken out.
I keep finding myself reminded of Chris Rock's OJ bit from Bring the Pain- "I'm not saying he should have killed her....but I understand."
December 10, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I keep finding myself reminded of Chris Rock's OJ bit from Bring the Pain- "I'm not saying he should have killed her....but I understand."
At long last, after governor Deukmejian vetoed a bill in the 1980s declaring the banana slug California's official state mollusk, the legislature and Gavin Newsome have rectified the situation, and it will take its rightful place alongside the California Quail and Poppy beginning in January.
December 5, 2024 at 8:32 AM
At long last, after governor Deukmejian vetoed a bill in the 1980s declaring the banana slug California's official state mollusk, the legislature and Gavin Newsome have rectified the situation, and it will take its rightful place alongside the California Quail and Poppy beginning in January.
I'm mildly interested in becoming a P.I. on a scale of 1-5, I'm at about 3.14159
November 30, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I'm mildly interested in becoming a P.I. on a scale of 1-5, I'm at about 3.14159
Welcome to the Dodgers, Blake Snell. Take some Japanese lessons, I think you're going to want to learn some when the rotation is 3 Japanese pitchers and 3 Americans. (Yes, it'll be a 6 man rotation.)
November 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Welcome to the Dodgers, Blake Snell. Take some Japanese lessons, I think you're going to want to learn some when the rotation is 3 Japanese pitchers and 3 Americans. (Yes, it'll be a 6 man rotation.)
Next week, just make Stove Top stuffing. It's better than whatever else you plan on doing. Apple bacon stuffing with homemade bread? Nope, Stove Top out of a cardboard box will be better. Just use it and save yourself some time and hassle that just makes things worse.
November 22, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Next week, just make Stove Top stuffing. It's better than whatever else you plan on doing. Apple bacon stuffing with homemade bread? Nope, Stove Top out of a cardboard box will be better. Just use it and save yourself some time and hassle that just makes things worse.
Enjoying the fight tonight between buffering and Netflix's Internet connection.
November 16, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Enjoying the fight tonight between buffering and Netflix's Internet connection.
I finally went to a 5 Guys and gave it a shot. In short, it's twice as expensive as In-N-Out while being half as good. The fries were...meh. The burger reminded me of one from AM/PM. I don't think I'll ever go back.
November 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I finally went to a 5 Guys and gave it a shot. In short, it's twice as expensive as In-N-Out while being half as good. The fries were...meh. The burger reminded me of one from AM/PM. I don't think I'll ever go back.
Sure, the 4th of July is great. But I really like national "Look ma, no hands!" day on July 5th.
July 4, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Sure, the 4th of July is great. But I really like national "Look ma, no hands!" day on July 5th.
Oh boy, another social media app to ignore.
November 18, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Oh boy, another social media app to ignore.