David Marshall
@funmandave.bsky.social
When you discuss other people, you should emphasize that they are People, not that they are Other.
As do valve trombones.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As do valve trombones.
Also this, first a painting and then as a mosaic at the U.N.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Also this, first a painting and then as a mosaic at the U.N.
AARP just sliding into my mailbox uninvited and trying to break up my marriage. Fuck you, AARP!
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
AARP just sliding into my mailbox uninvited and trying to break up my marriage. Fuck you, AARP!
This tweet is 8 years old and people still insist on repeatedly doing the same dumb thing.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This tweet is 8 years old and people still insist on repeatedly doing the same dumb thing.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
Pointing out your partner’s flaws (especially while using a tone like yours) is a well-marked path to misery for both of you. But you do you.
This is where I post from, if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is where I post from, if you even care.
C’mon, would this guy fuck with y—
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
C’mon, would this guy fuck with y—
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
This is actually more badass than even his 1982 photo.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This is actually more badass than even his 1982 photo.
Everybody meet Charlie, the world’s most comfortable dog.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Everybody meet Charlie, the world’s most comfortable dog.
You know it’s time to trim the front walk when….
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You know it’s time to trim the front walk when….
That’s just what the 80-year-old master of disguise wants you to think.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That’s just what the 80-year-old master of disguise wants you to think.
Oh. My. God. Greg Bovino not only plays an easily exploitable strategy in Rock, Paper, Scissors… he tells everyone what that strategy is, which makes it a no-brainer to exploit.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh. My. God. Greg Bovino not only plays an easily exploitable strategy in Rock, Paper, Scissors… he tells everyone what that strategy is, which makes it a no-brainer to exploit.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.
Greg Bovino is a bitch.
If you see this, post an album with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If you see this, post an album with a motor vehicle on it.
I know it’s been a busy day but the deer are getting to know and trust me. 😄
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I know it’s been a busy day but the deer are getting to know and trust me. 😄
The most Brad Dourif eyebrows I’ve seen on a dog.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The most Brad Dourif eyebrows I’ve seen on a dog.
I voted weeks ago. But it’s not too late for you to vote today! Go!
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I voted weeks ago. But it’s not too late for you to vote today! Go!
Hahahahaha! Are you doing a bit? Because these are my actual electric bills, my friend. Here’s a live shot of my power production:
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hahahahaha! Are you doing a bit? Because these are my actual electric bills, my friend. Here’s a live shot of my power production:
You’ve been misinformed.
There’s no ideological component to an energy system that uses free fuel, btw. It’s just inherently better and cheaper.
There’s no ideological component to an energy system that uses free fuel, btw. It’s just inherently better and cheaper.
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You’ve been misinformed.
There’s no ideological component to an energy system that uses free fuel, btw. It’s just inherently better and cheaper.
There’s no ideological component to an energy system that uses free fuel, btw. It’s just inherently better and cheaper.
Response from my son who I volunteered to collect her from the shelter on his way south through Portland. 😂
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Response from my son who I volunteered to collect her from the shelter on his way south through Portland. 😂
Adopted by Irwin Mainway.
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Adopted by Irwin Mainway.
Rescued these from some old theatrical lights and need to find something to do with them.
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Rescued these from some old theatrical lights and need to find something to do with them.
Wish I’d had the time to stay for hours for the different qualities of light.
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Wish I’d had the time to stay for hours for the different qualities of light.