FunkyZenGoomba
@funkyzengoomba.bsky.social
Humble Inn Keeper. Musician. Writer. Raised by wolves but completely housebroken. Psychic said I was a shaman in a previous life. So I got that going for me.
If there is ever a stench America will be glad to be rid of…
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If there is ever a stench America will be glad to be rid of…
They won't be happy until we're here. An Idiocracy plot point BTW.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They won't be happy until we're here. An Idiocracy plot point BTW.
Lebec,California
(Very small town)
(Very small town)
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Lebec,California
(Very small town)
(Very small town)
Big turnout for tiny little Lebec, CA. The red part of California. Huge support from truckers.
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Big turnout for tiny little Lebec, CA. The red part of California. Huge support from truckers.
Sure thing Baghdad Barbie.
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sure thing Baghdad Barbie.
Listening to this twat talk about “we need to stop political violence.” Is just surreal. When you kidnap people at their hearings, beat up pregnant women, deport children in cancer treatment… 1800 immigrants have disappeared. Pinochet killed and disappeared 3200 over 17 years!
September 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Listening to this twat talk about “we need to stop political violence.” Is just surreal. When you kidnap people at their hearings, beat up pregnant women, deport children in cancer treatment… 1800 immigrants have disappeared. Pinochet killed and disappeared 3200 over 17 years!
This is like an A level B movie. The scenery chewing by Matthew McConaughey is fantastic. “You all enjoy your little soirée.” Christian Bale is understated. Cool concept. Cool dragons. I recommend this and most people Dig it.
September 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is like an A level B movie. The scenery chewing by Matthew McConaughey is fantastic. “You all enjoy your little soirée.” Christian Bale is understated. Cool concept. Cool dragons. I recommend this and most people Dig it.
Car manufacturers now have a button to turn it off genius.
August 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Car manufacturers now have a button to turn it off genius.
Yes… all those old hippies.
What these people - and I use that term loosely - want are supplicants. Not citizens. Not equals endowed with unalienable Rights like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Supplicants. And we ain’t bending the knee bitch.
What these people - and I use that term loosely - want are supplicants. Not citizens. Not equals endowed with unalienable Rights like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Supplicants. And we ain’t bending the knee bitch.
August 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yes… all those old hippies.
What these people - and I use that term loosely - want are supplicants. Not citizens. Not equals endowed with unalienable Rights like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Supplicants. And we ain’t bending the knee bitch.
What these people - and I use that term loosely - want are supplicants. Not citizens. Not equals endowed with unalienable Rights like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Supplicants. And we ain’t bending the knee bitch.
So you say that about Little Rock Tom?
August 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So you say that about Little Rock Tom?
Is it me or did he add golden eagles? You know, cos there’s just not enough gold.
July 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Is it me or did he add golden eagles? You know, cos there’s just not enough gold.
What do you call an old man who brags about leering at naked girls?
Of course he’s on the list and did horrific things to children.
Of course he’s on the list and did horrific things to children.
July 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What do you call an old man who brags about leering at naked girls?
Of course he’s on the list and did horrific things to children.
Of course he’s on the list and did horrific things to children.
I’m so done with superhero movies.
But not this woke dude. BTW, here’s the first appearance of Superman.
But not this woke dude. BTW, here’s the first appearance of Superman.
July 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m so done with superhero movies.
But not this woke dude. BTW, here’s the first appearance of Superman.
But not this woke dude. BTW, here’s the first appearance of Superman.
I keep thinking of General Odearno who was begging Congress to stop making tanks. We have too many and they are all just sitting in the desert.
May 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I keep thinking of General Odearno who was begging Congress to stop making tanks. We have too many and they are all just sitting in the desert.
Wow. This is a pretty swanky coffee shop here in Milan. I wonder what fancy Italian craftsmen made their cappuccino cups?
May 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Wow. This is a pretty swanky coffee shop here in Milan. I wonder what fancy Italian craftsmen made their cappuccino cups?
When did we stop using gargoyles? The descent of the US follows a parallel path right next to our exclusion of gargoyles in architecture.
I say Make America Gargoyle Again!
I say Make America Gargoyle Again!
April 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When did we stop using gargoyles? The descent of the US follows a parallel path right next to our exclusion of gargoyles in architecture.
I say Make America Gargoyle Again!
I say Make America Gargoyle Again!
Bologna dude: make me a fountain. Nothing too fancy.
Laureti and Giambologna: I got you.
Laureti and Giambologna: I got you.
April 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Bologna dude: make me a fountain. Nothing too fancy.
Laureti and Giambologna: I got you.
Laureti and Giambologna: I got you.