FunkyTiredGuy
@funkytiredguy.bsky.social
He/Him; 22; I play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons, and I am completely normal about the Legend of Zelda
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FunkyTiredGuy
@funkytiredguy.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Teaks… my child… my shapeshifting bard… my little criminal…
How you went from a side character in my story to my favorite OC is something even I can’t explain…
How you went from a side character in my story to my favorite OC is something even I can’t explain…
For the uninitiated, Teaks is my D&D character. They started as an NPC in the game I run, then I decided to use them as a character for a oneshot I was gonna play in. Fast forward two and a half years, and that campaign is still going.
Prepare for an info dump
Prepare for an info dump
Maybe I make an NSFW account here… maybe… idk gotta boost my confidence somehow, right?
February 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Maybe I make an NSFW account here… maybe… idk gotta boost my confidence somehow, right?
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sorry for the delay, heres the next round!
December 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
sorry for the delay, heres the next round!
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bye bye skirt!! lets make this harder now!!
December 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
bye bye skirt!! lets make this harder now!!
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yall r fast, damn. begone, accessories! heres stage 2!!
December 26, 2024 at 5:21 AM
yall r fast, damn. begone, accessories! heres stage 2!!
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Worldbuilding, deciding that Sorcery is defined NOT as "magic that is inherent" like D&D, but as magic of fucking with the rules
recycling voodoo dolls to work on someone beside the intended target, somehow brewing a potion without the correct ingredients
embody the phrase "what sorcery is this?"
recycling voodoo dolls to work on someone beside the intended target, somehow brewing a potion without the correct ingredients
embody the phrase "what sorcery is this?"
December 2, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Worldbuilding, deciding that Sorcery is defined NOT as "magic that is inherent" like D&D, but as magic of fucking with the rules
recycling voodoo dolls to work on someone beside the intended target, somehow brewing a potion without the correct ingredients
embody the phrase "what sorcery is this?"
recycling voodoo dolls to work on someone beside the intended target, somehow brewing a potion without the correct ingredients
embody the phrase "what sorcery is this?"
Sometimes I forget I have this app lmao
Anyways I’m currently getting my ass handed to me in Elden Ring because I decided to explore the Altus Plateau at level 45
Y’all are allowed to point and laugh
Anyways I’m currently getting my ass handed to me in Elden Ring because I decided to explore the Altus Plateau at level 45
Y’all are allowed to point and laugh
December 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes I forget I have this app lmao
Anyways I’m currently getting my ass handed to me in Elden Ring because I decided to explore the Altus Plateau at level 45
Y’all are allowed to point and laugh
Anyways I’m currently getting my ass handed to me in Elden Ring because I decided to explore the Altus Plateau at level 45
Y’all are allowed to point and laugh
I commissioned my super awesome and amazing friend @robinthegoblin.bsky.social for a character sheet for one of my OCs! Everyone needs to go check them out and commission him because his art is actually stunning.
Meet Tami and Tomi! The fairy mage and enchanted book duo!
Meet Tami and Tomi! The fairy mage and enchanted book duo!
November 19, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I commissioned my super awesome and amazing friend @robinthegoblin.bsky.social for a character sheet for one of my OCs! Everyone needs to go check them out and commission him because his art is actually stunning.
Meet Tami and Tomi! The fairy mage and enchanted book duo!
Meet Tami and Tomi! The fairy mage and enchanted book duo!
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spirit tracks zelda you will always be famous (to me)
November 18, 2024 at 1:17 AM
spirit tracks zelda you will always be famous (to me)
New Elden Ring playthrough
Meet Katolin. He woke up and doesn’t remember much. He vaguely remembers his family and friends from times past, and he is now searching for any traces of them.
He might just succeed (he won’t, but he will become Elden Lord)
Meet Katolin. He woke up and doesn’t remember much. He vaguely remembers his family and friends from times past, and he is now searching for any traces of them.
He might just succeed (he won’t, but he will become Elden Lord)
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 AM
New Elden Ring playthrough
Meet Katolin. He woke up and doesn’t remember much. He vaguely remembers his family and friends from times past, and he is now searching for any traces of them.
He might just succeed (he won’t, but he will become Elden Lord)
Meet Katolin. He woke up and doesn’t remember much. He vaguely remembers his family and friends from times past, and he is now searching for any traces of them.
He might just succeed (he won’t, but he will become Elden Lord)
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evening, bluesky ヾ(・ω・*) here’s a doodle #gojosatoru #jujutsukaisen
November 17, 2024 at 11:23 PM
evening, bluesky ヾ(・ω・*) here’s a doodle #gojosatoru #jujutsukaisen
Being able to trade money for goods and services rocks!
(I commissioned my friend to draw my OC)
(I commissioned my friend to draw my OC)
November 17, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Being able to trade money for goods and services rocks!
(I commissioned my friend to draw my OC)
(I commissioned my friend to draw my OC)
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
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November 2, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Chama and Teaks (who are nocturnal now due to vampirism) go to be at 6 am
Clavicus wakes up at 7 and checks on Chama
She is sleeping but not snoring (because she overcame that habit because she’s “perfect”)
The skeleton shouted at Chama
Chama shot fire at him, angrily
Clavicus wakes up at 7 and checks on Chama
She is sleeping but not snoring (because she overcame that habit because she’s “perfect”)
The skeleton shouted at Chama
Chama shot fire at him, angrily
October 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Chama and Teaks (who are nocturnal now due to vampirism) go to be at 6 am
Clavicus wakes up at 7 and checks on Chama
She is sleeping but not snoring (because she overcame that habit because she’s “perfect”)
The skeleton shouted at Chama
Chama shot fire at him, angrily
Clavicus wakes up at 7 and checks on Chama
She is sleeping but not snoring (because she overcame that habit because she’s “perfect”)
The skeleton shouted at Chama
Chama shot fire at him, angrily
Clavicus followed a noble family to their house and is interrogating a noblewoman because she talked to Chama.
Literally the only reason. His reasoning is “anyone who takes an interest in Chama is problematic”
Literally the only reason. His reasoning is “anyone who takes an interest in Chama is problematic”
October 30, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Clavicus followed a noble family to their house and is interrogating a noblewoman because she talked to Chama.
Literally the only reason. His reasoning is “anyone who takes an interest in Chama is problematic”
Literally the only reason. His reasoning is “anyone who takes an interest in Chama is problematic”
Teaks, Chama, and the child are going to the dungeon to visit the capitalist Teaks got arrested.
The kid wants to hurt him. He WANTS to hurt the man.
While it is slightly concerning and Chama is worried, Teaks is excited and promised the kid a surprise (he’s gonna cut off a man’s finger)!!!
The kid wants to hurt him. He WANTS to hurt the man.
While it is slightly concerning and Chama is worried, Teaks is excited and promised the kid a surprise (he’s gonna cut off a man’s finger)!!!
Teaks adopted a child. It’s official. He will be clothed, housed, fed, watered, and protected.
Also the DM made it seem like he’ll be a rogue??? He’s a kid???? He better not get a Tragic Backstory™
Also the DM made it seem like he’ll be a rogue??? He’s a kid???? He better not get a Tragic Backstory™
D&D Night!!!! The dinner party resumes and Teaks is still controlling the conversation.
October 30, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Teaks, Chama, and the child are going to the dungeon to visit the capitalist Teaks got arrested.
The kid wants to hurt him. He WANTS to hurt the man.
While it is slightly concerning and Chama is worried, Teaks is excited and promised the kid a surprise (he’s gonna cut off a man’s finger)!!!
The kid wants to hurt him. He WANTS to hurt the man.
While it is slightly concerning and Chama is worried, Teaks is excited and promised the kid a surprise (he’s gonna cut off a man’s finger)!!!
Teaks adopted a child. It’s official. He will be clothed, housed, fed, watered, and protected.
Also the DM made it seem like he’ll be a rogue??? He’s a kid???? He better not get a Tragic Backstory™
Also the DM made it seem like he’ll be a rogue??? He’s a kid???? He better not get a Tragic Backstory™
D&D Night!!!! The dinner party resumes and Teaks is still controlling the conversation.
October 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Teaks adopted a child. It’s official. He will be clothed, housed, fed, watered, and protected.
Also the DM made it seem like he’ll be a rogue??? He’s a kid???? He better not get a Tragic Backstory™
Also the DM made it seem like he’ll be a rogue??? He’s a kid???? He better not get a Tragic Backstory™
D&D Night!!!! The dinner party resumes and Teaks is still controlling the conversation.
October 30, 2024 at 1:39 AM
D&D Night!!!! The dinner party resumes and Teaks is still controlling the conversation.
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October 22, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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I am, however, actually really unskilled in battles. I just use the ones I like and thought it would be fun to make a team for each type using only my favorites, plus a Tera type to match the theme, sorta like what the gym leaders in SV do
Pokémon Showdown is so funny.
I’m just fucking around with a mono-poison team (plus Tera Poison Gliscor) because it’s fun, right?
This guy goes “Oh, that team isn’t very good. Let me show you how to make a better one.”
Then horribly loses to me with his own mono-poison team.
I love Pokémon 😁
I’m just fucking around with a mono-poison team (plus Tera Poison Gliscor) because it’s fun, right?
This guy goes “Oh, that team isn’t very good. Let me show you how to make a better one.”
Then horribly loses to me with his own mono-poison team.
I love Pokémon 😁
October 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I am, however, actually really unskilled in battles. I just use the ones I like and thought it would be fun to make a team for each type using only my favorites, plus a Tera type to match the theme, sorta like what the gym leaders in SV do