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Ok, here we go!
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You need a cat to help you with your computer work!
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A quick change of hats and you couldabeen Devo.
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You can still get them! Hurry limited supply!
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
There were also some very early periods when the whole planet was an iceball.

The planet has a lot of die-offs that don't register as mass extinctions: including near-term cyclical ones.

This book is really good on recent ones vis-à-vis Africa:
October 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Chickadees are a cheap feed. Good thing they didn't use a guidebook to N.A. Bears as their reference!
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
No argument here.
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
By using the most advanced-ist metrics, it has been determined that the Panthers are 46 points better than the Minnesota Vikings! 😃 😇
September 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Needs a fountain! 😃 😇
September 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He pulled the wrong fortune from his Chinese Cookie. Changed his biblical passage to Ezekiel 7:25

"When anguish comes, they will seek peace, but there shall be none."

Those fortunes can really mess with you. Look what I got yesterday.
August 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I liked the expanded version! 😃 😇
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It needs to be big!
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I always complain about bland, non-specific, fortunes in fortune cookies.

Well, that's not an issue here.
August 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
August 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I get oddly shaped birds at my ground feeder.
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
July 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They're back!
July 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
A story about the new Super-sized Galactus Popcorn Bucket coming to a theater near you.
July 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Here is a cheerful Monarch!
July 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A closely guarded column 😃 😇
June 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Baby rabbit, very tiny, sitting very still.
June 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Indy scored more points each quarter as game went on. OKC came close to doing the opposite. Not what I expected.
June 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
June 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Maybe, but there is good evidence that today's oceans have changed a lot over (barely) recorded history.
May 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Here, I reserved you a time slot! 😃 😇
May 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM