funguspongkahn.bsky.social
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It's a depressing story arch that the best and worst presidents we've ever had are both republicans
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Or ghosts. It could be both. Birds and ghosts
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It's time to break up big tech. They are a fundamental threat to the rule of law
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Really? Will it recover privacy rights, reduce executive power, cut defense spending, lower taxes? In practical terms what does this accomplish for us? I'm genuinely asking
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
No it didn't.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Has anyone tried this with the internet yet?
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No, they don't.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Now replace the word "richest" with "Republicans" and you'll understand why I've voted Democrat my entire life. I guarantee he's a Republican.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
No. They won't. You know that
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The woman who splits fine hairs over the definition of pedophilia says something as stupid as it is cruel? Must be a day that ends in the letter "y"
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If the cop lets you off with a warning and you get a bonus onion ring in your French fries, you hit the good day trifecta and level up you charisma stats
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wait . . . you don't smoke any strains of coffee?
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What have we learned? The acceptable rate of war crimes directed by the Secretary of War before the Trump administration holds him accountable is greater than 1 but less than . . . ?
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes, the president who renamed it to the Department of War will be remembered for napalming the world with peace
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Or . . . they could call for leadership elections ala Matthew Gaetz. That would be funny
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Picture if you will "tantrums . . . as a service"! We're are on the frontier of a new exciting race to comodify everything from hangry rantings to a menopause hot flashes using tokenized trading to leverage multimarket synergies to somehow burn more fossil fuels. Why? Because we are asshole-savants!
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The only time Johnson didn't lie
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Trust me" is also always a trap. Trustworthiness is demonstrated and doesn't require a handout of faith.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
God I hope so
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I fully support her "fuck you" parade to the Republican party on the way out. Can David Hogg run for her seat?
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The 80s started dying when Appetite for Destruction came out. There was a transition period with Out of Time. Smells Like Teen Spirit definitively started a new era. OK Computer was the early Herald of the Digital Millenium raising the alarm on what was to come
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
From an environmental perspective, me too. However, the likelihood that it wildly destabilizes Russia, the Middle East, a number of countries in Africa, and Venezuela is very high. What happens when the primary source of income disappears from 1/3 of the world? I suspect a parade of horribles
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You want me to wear a tux to eat the small bag of salty nugs and drink the 3 oz cup of Slurm for a travel experience where I'm groped by TSA and herded like cattle? How should I doll myself up for Arby's Martha Stewart?
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
1st the Republican Senate unanimously passes the Epstein bill then an angry Republican house responds by unanimously passing the fuck Lindsey Graham bill. If only we could get the Supreme Court Republicans to issue proper rulings to spite each other. If Obama offered us "hope" MAGA only offers hate
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There are no replies to the comments above because none of us have worked up the courage and eye contact to jump into the conversation
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM