Think I’m gonna get sick for the attention
January 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Think I’m gonna get sick for the attention
What percent of podiatrist do you think have a foot fetish?
January 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What percent of podiatrist do you think have a foot fetish?
“And they call their act The Aristocrats”
January 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“And they call their act The Aristocrats”
They put this guy in charge of governmental bloat?
January 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They put this guy in charge of governmental bloat?
Do you remember your “please and thank you’s” when talking to AI?
January 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do you remember your “please and thank you’s” when talking to AI?
*trying to flirt with my doctor* and what color is your flem??
January 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
*trying to flirt with my doctor* and what color is your flem??
Looking for two more teams for our Fantasy Pickleball League for 2025 season. $10k entry. Serious inquiries only
December 31, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Looking for two more teams for our Fantasy Pickleball League for 2025 season. $10k entry. Serious inquiries only
Just woke up. Did Santa come?
December 25, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Just woke up. Did Santa come?
It’s actually not okay to dox Santa’s location
December 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
It’s actually not okay to dox Santa’s location
Sorry but It’s a Wonderful Life is the worst Christmas movie. S tier is The Santa Clause, Home Alone, and Miracle on 34th St
December 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Sorry but It’s a Wonderful Life is the worst Christmas movie. S tier is The Santa Clause, Home Alone, and Miracle on 34th St
Santa Clause rally. Easter Bunny recession
December 24, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Santa Clause rally. Easter Bunny recession
Starbucks I went to was on strike and I had to walk three blocks away in the cold to a Starbucks that wasn’t striking to get my coffee. Ugh!
December 24, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Starbucks I went to was on strike and I had to walk three blocks away in the cold to a Starbucks that wasn’t striking to get my coffee. Ugh!
Every day I’m picklin’
December 24, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Every day I’m picklin’
Never judge a book by its insides
December 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Never judge a book by its insides
A lot of people don’t know The Mayo Clinic is short for The Mayonnaise Clinic
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
A lot of people don’t know The Mayo Clinic is short for The Mayonnaise Clinic
I just know it smell crazy in there
December 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I just know it smell crazy in there
“My taste of music is your face” - Twenty One Pilots
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
“My taste of music is your face” - Twenty One Pilots
Alright I’ve officially played pickleball once. Anybody have a suggestion on a paddle? Looking to spend no more than $800
December 14, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Alright I’ve officially played pickleball once. Anybody have a suggestion on a paddle? Looking to spend no more than $800
Apple should release a new iPhone that’s like 20 pounds
December 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Apple should release a new iPhone that’s like 20 pounds
I hope Trump spends all his political capital on stuff like “eliminating DST”
December 14, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I hope Trump spends all his political capital on stuff like “eliminating DST”
10%! Guys I think it’s happening
Twitter sucks ass but at least I have an app with 1% of the traffic as a backup
December 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
10%! Guys I think it’s happening
They call it Bluesky because that’s the color of the sky
December 13, 2024 at 8:12 PM
They call it Bluesky because that’s the color of the sky