When I was younger and saw a celebrity doing commercials for "old people" products, I was like, "How embarassing." Now, in my 40s, I'm like,"Yes, Katherine Heigl! Tell me about those bladder leaks, queen! Just two old hotties with occasional peepee problems. Work."

I'm surprised that no one has called Katy Perry and company "AstroNOTs". I'm also disappointed.

Even this was a better choice than Trump

Desert sunrises are something else. I don't like being awake for them as a general rule (and as a fundamental part of my personality), but they're still so pretty.