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August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
RS for a moment, sorry for breaking the bit. Won't happen often (can't promise total absence). Something's up with my main account, @tftf72.bsky.social, as if I've been suspended, yet there is no notification or indication that I have been, however all my posts are being put into the void and this:
The moon does not exist, but it is made of cheese. We did not land on the moon, but we took some moon cheese and stored it in the cheese caves.
August 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The moon does not exist, but it is made of cheese. We did not land on the moon, but we took some moon cheese and stored it in the cheese caves.
Escape the matrix, drink the porta-potty liquid.
August 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Escape the matrix, drink the porta-potty liquid.
If a guy says he's an alpha, that is code for being a furry.
August 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If a guy says he's an alpha, that is code for being a furry.
Men are reportedly shaving their teeth, claiming: "long teeth are feminine."
August 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Men are reportedly shaving their teeth, claiming: "long teeth are feminine."
Boba is made from ground sugar gliders. Next time you order boba, think: "Is it really worth it?"
August 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Boba is made from ground sugar gliders. Next time you order boba, think: "Is it really worth it?"
Minimalism was invented by Big Small to sell more less
August 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Minimalism was invented by Big Small to sell more less
Demons are stored in the foreskin
August 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Demons are stored in the foreskin
You're not a man if you have emotions. No, anger is not an emotion, unless it's a woman that's angry. Any emotion from a woman that you don't desire is hysteria.
August 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
You're not a man if you have emotions. No, anger is not an emotion, unless it's a woman that's angry. Any emotion from a woman that you don't desire is hysteria.
You're only a true man if you have homicidal urges. Happiness is feminine and makes you gay.
August 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
You're only a true man if you have homicidal urges. Happiness is feminine and makes you gay.
If you eat plants, you're a herbivore. If you eat meat, you're a carnivore. If you eat both, you're just confused. Pick one or the other.
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
If you eat plants, you're a herbivore. If you eat meat, you're a carnivore. If you eat both, you're just confused. Pick one or the other.
Sex was invented by Trojan condoms to sell more condoms.
July 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sex was invented by Trojan condoms to sell more condoms.
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone. What doesn't kill you makes a fighter, footsteps even lighter. Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone" - Friedrich Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1901
July 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone. What doesn't kill you makes a fighter, footsteps even lighter. Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone" - Friedrich Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1901
Trans people were invented by Ikea to sell more Blahåjs
June 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Trans people were invented by Ikea to sell more Blahåjs
Gender was invented by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms.
June 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Gender was invented by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms.
The pseudo in pseudo-science is for pseudoephedrine, the anti-allergy medication. Pseudo-science isn't fake, it's science that removes all the bad stuff from mainstream science.
June 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The pseudo in pseudo-science is for pseudoephedrine, the anti-allergy medication. Pseudo-science isn't fake, it's science that removes all the bad stuff from mainstream science.
Cars were invented to sever our connection from the earth. The only way to be truly happy is to walk everywhere. The pain is your body overflowing with positive energy.
June 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Cars were invented to sever our connection from the earth. The only way to be truly happy is to walk everywhere. The pain is your body overflowing with positive energy.
Raw milk is good for you
June 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Raw milk is good for you
You can eat anything, just some things can be eaten less than others.
May 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You can eat anything, just some things can be eaten less than others.
Zombies are what happens when you wake a person that is sleep walking
May 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Zombies are what happens when you wake a person that is sleep walking
Cats recharge in unoccupied boxes. Remember to give your cat a box every once in a while
May 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Cats recharge in unoccupied boxes. Remember to give your cat a box every once in a while
Black capped chickadees are the supreme beings
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Black capped chickadees are the supreme beings
Cappybappies are just sentient coconuts.
May 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Cappybappies are just sentient coconuts.
Pokemon is a true documentary about the average life in Japan
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Pokemon is a true documentary about the average life in Japan
Bunnies are the most intelligent beings on earth. The IQ of the average bunny surpasses Einstein. They're just very shy so they very rarely show their skills.
May 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Bunnies are the most intelligent beings on earth. The IQ of the average bunny surpasses Einstein. They're just very shy so they very rarely show their skills.