The charcuterie board after the gummie kicks in.

My toddler thought the 10 minute sleep she slept on the way home was enough for her. She said, “I’m so happy. I’m awake. Let’s go watch tv.” As if to convince me it wasn’t past 9pm because she’s vibing.

When I dropped my toddler off at school she told her teacher I’m going to work. This is me and Gracie at work. It’s a mental health day.

If I were on death row, this would be my last meal choice and also eating all of it would be the death of me. It’s a win / lose for me.

I surprised my nephew on his birthday by bringing him to my work before it opened so he and his friends could play Mario Kart on the big screen. Aunt of the Year, maybe?

If you could eat a cloud, it would taste like a Cow Tale. This is a fact. No follow up questions at this time.

Currently downloading Planet of Lana. I hope I love this game as much as I do Inside.

The coloring of these pills to differentiate between AM and PM is a mindfuck.

Casually brought up this classic Ellen Barkin movie at breakfast today.

An overachiever

Ok but why do I think I could make this?

Ok, but why does this new Mark Wahlberg movie looks like it’s a fake movie in a movie? The tagline is chefs kiss.

My sister surprised my BIL a 40th birthday celebration by renting a church that was converted into a home. We dressed in renaissance clothes and had a feast. Is he into renaissance things, no, but it’s a blast.