Ive learned that “learning to spin a fun and compelling narrative” is a small price to pay for getting to bang on about my niche interests to unsuspecting people….

One of my fave things is when a rider is in a GT jersey and they find more items in the colour scheme day by day…. Nairo’s bike getting slowly more pink was especially cute…

Remco should be riding on something *entirely* gold by now…

Mr 60% and the Tashkent Terror not make the list??

Do you listen to Tour de France while watching the tour??

Counterpoint: calculating errors properly is really hard and they’re just trying to live laugh love 💅🏻☺️

A hostile takeover…. Start archiving eastern Oxfordshire parish by parish… I reckon you could make it to Bicester at least

Surely Remco’s 2nd and 3rd bikes?

It depends where you mean…. Whenever I mention that I’m into cycling someone, the first thing they say, without fail, is “so do you think they’re all on drugs?” So this won’t change that too much…

Will it be too much for the host of oil companies and sportswashing government sponsors? I doubt it…

Fr though, some data analyst at Spotify has definitely ran the numbers on the seasonality of sad music…. Surely..?

Unless….

Or the other place could have got noticeably worse again ….

Y’all believe in yourselves! You could just be good posters 🥰

I thought this was when a Russian lesbian finds out that their wife contains a slightly smaller wife, who contains a slightly smaller wife…. Who contains….

Historians will make a lot of the fact that the Mighty Boosh uses euros, yet they both ended up in the Bake Off tent. Perhaps.....

This is the kind of conventionalist thinking which got us into this mess….

Doctor doctor, inject me with “the feeling when Sky formed trains to control two separate groups on the wet Roubaix stage of the Tour, then 5 minutes later every one of them slid out”

Growing old feels like seeing the “Team Sky bike handling” comments move on 😮‍💨