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FullStedeAhEd 🏴‍☠️🍊🗡️🏳️‍🌈
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40 something, she/her, OCD sufferer, I do a bit of #fanart and writing #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #Fanfic NSFW. Pfp by me. Lover of fine fabrics and chronic insomniac.
Why is it that, in Star Wars, when Chewbacca talks to anyone, why does the other person not speak in Wookie to him in reply? Han Solo clearly understands Wookie as he replies to him but why does he not speak back to him in Wookie? 🤔
March 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We were watching Apes of Wrath episode of Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. Rick was knocked out for a month. Said to husband "Why doesn't he have a beard after that?". Husband looked at me incredulously saying "the whole episode is nonsense and that's the bit that troubles you?" 😂
March 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Plumber came today to unblock drain, husband said "He used a rod plunger" at which I laughed and said "Rod Plunger sounds like an adult film star" and, while searching for what an earth a rod plunger was, husband said innocently "The plumber said he preferred the 6 inch one" 😂
March 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Re-watching Garth Marenghi's Dark Place again and had forgotten how funny and yet ludicrously over the top it is 😂 Matt Berry is so good in it "Not my fault! Monkey bastard hands!" is the best line 😂
March 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
While watching episode of quiz show Tenable, husband looked up from his phone at the question and said "Hmm, think that I'd just stand up, take off my mic and run full speed into the vortex, I've got nothing" which had me crying with laughter 😂 the question? Taylor Swift songs.
March 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Husband exclaimed "Wow, you must have iron willpower!" after the revelation that I've always sucked Fruit Pastilles/Fruit Gums etc. instead of sucking the first two then chomping the way through the packet. Am I the weirdo? I just thought everyone sucked them 😂
February 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I love this sign in a takeaway here in Edinburgh that reads 'Meaty Fragrance' 😂
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Not bloody optimal 😂
Hi All! What is a quote or saying from #OFMD that you find yourself using in your daily life?
January 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes I look at the TV shows that are coming to the TV and I think that Alan Partridge must have started working in TV creative teams. Not Steve Coogan, *actual* Alan Partridge. Some shows, particularly reality TV, seem to come straight from the mind of the man who suggested 'Monkey Tennis' 😂
December 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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Bullseye is back this Christmas on ITV!
Hosted by Freddie Flintoff, Official Scorer, Richard Ashdown & Extra Special Guest, Luke ‘The Nuke’ Littler! 🎯
November 17, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Just watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles and found two things - 1. Kevin Bacon is in it briefly and 2. There's an end of credits scene that I'd never seen before. Great film, John Candy and Steve Martin are superb in it ❤️
December 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Husband just told me he dreamed he was having a rap battle with someone and he was really good but he lost to the other guy. In his own dream 😂 he said "It's weird as I saved the really great lyrics for the other guy. My own f*cking brain!" 😂
Had a dream last night I worked in an office with Taika Waititi, he asked me if I had a pen. I didn't so we went to search and, in the whole office, we couldn't find a pen. Woke up and thought "All the adventures I could have gone on with him and my brain gave me pen seeking" 😂
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Saw this on Facebook and thought "Pretty much, yeah" 😂
December 11, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Me: My new fitness and sleep tracker automatically knows when I'm sleeping and it knows when I'm awake
Husband: Does it know whether you've been bad or good? Probably best be good for goodness sake 😂
December 11, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Had a dream last night I worked in an office with Taika Waititi, he asked me if I had a pen. I didn't so we went to search and, in the whole office, we couldn't find a pen. Woke up and thought "All the adventures I could have gone on with him and my brain gave me pen seeking" 😂
December 11, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Husband spent ages raking up leaves in our garden this afternoon, then by evening the wind got up and there's leaves all over again. I said "I think that's a sign that you should leave the leaves, you've angered the trees now" he just smiled fondly as he's used to my ramblings after 18 years 😂
December 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Convinced husband to put these decorations up that are like the ones I had when I was a kid. They are so 80s, I'm delighted ❤️
November 30, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Lots of things in our new house have been breaking and husband said "Maybe the house is cursed" and I replied with "Well, as you know, a curse is a curse, and when it takes hold...well...it takes hold" and husband laughed. There's no situation I won't try to squeeze in an #OFMD quote 😂
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Husband had never heard any Aerosmith so I showed him videos for Dream On, Crazy and Cryin'. He started talking about 30 seconds in so I said "Just listen to the song" and he replied "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know there was an Aerosmith etiquette that I was disgracing!" 😂
November 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM
We were listening to Piano Man by Billy Joel. I don't know the words so always sing "Sing us a song my Piano Man, sing us a song about cheese, cos I'd really like a chunk of Wensleydale and maybe a nice bit of Brie!" 😂 I've no idea why I keep singing those lyrics 😂
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Just watched last episode of the brilliant series 1 #Ludwig starring the immensely talented David Mitchell and it's an absolute delight. If you like a good murder mystery mingled with puzzles then you should binge watch it right now. I'm so happy there's going to be a series 2 ❤️
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
While shopping, husband put an item through the till and it said 'Trad Slaw' for coleslaw. I said "Trad Slaw sounds like a long-tired cop who cuts through bureaucracy, breaks the rules and gets the job done!" making my husband laugh in the middle of the task 😂
November 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Had a dream last night that I was at a Comiccon and everyone was getting hugs from the actors, then one actor said "I don't want to hug you because I just don't like you" 😯 1. I'd done nothing wrong and 2. It was my dream! Even my own brain won't let me have anything nice 😂
November 24, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I really enjoy watching The Boys and, there's been a lot of crazy stuff in it, but watching about ten naked guys, who spawned from each other, beating the shit out of Butcher has to be the weirdest bit 😂 Karl Urban is an absolute star in that show ❤️
November 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM