LibraryBartender
@fullmetallibrarian.bsky.social
Former Chicago bartender, non-practicing librarian, reluctant white collar professional, advocate of sleazy bars, free weights, cats, punk, travel and mirth.
I can’t believe their fragile little MAGA hearts can handle all the stress and “outrage.”
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I can’t believe their fragile little MAGA hearts can handle all the stress and “outrage.”
Take him out back and do what should have been done the first time around.
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Take him out back and do what should have been done the first time around.
All those cowards voted for MAGA.
December 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
All those cowards voted for MAGA.
He commits an impeachable crime each and every week, which is why MAGA will refuse to ever peacefully cede power ever again.
December 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He commits an impeachable crime each and every week, which is why MAGA will refuse to ever peacefully cede power ever again.
We can’t destroy these evil clowns fast enough, and they’ll be the death of us all.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We can’t destroy these evil clowns fast enough, and they’ll be the death of us all.
“Nation of Christian white nationalists” never ends well.
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Nation of Christian white nationalists” never ends well.
Hasn’t Russia been killing a lot of Christians in Ukraine for some years now? Don’t remember it being as issue then or now..
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hasn’t Russia been killing a lot of Christians in Ukraine for some years now? Don’t remember it being as issue then or now..
The most important part is that she finishes. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The most important part is that she finishes. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
That makes it more fun!
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That makes it more fun!
I hate the Miller Nazi klan with every ounce of my being.
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hate the Miller Nazi klan with every ounce of my being.
Not defending the horrible monster in any way, just to be clear.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not defending the horrible monster in any way, just to be clear.
He built his Chicago property in the early 00’s.
December 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He built his Chicago property in the early 00’s.
Guess you gotta verify for yourself. Jesus this is dark.
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Guess you gotta verify for yourself. Jesus this is dark.
They’re ratfucking the numbers and cooking the books, too.
July 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
They’re ratfucking the numbers and cooking the books, too.
ELBOWS UP, CANADA!
April 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ELBOWS UP, CANADA!
*respectful wolf whistle.*
April 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
*respectful wolf whistle.*
So proud to live in Illinois and to have @govpritzker.illinois.gov as our governor. Hell yes.
April 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So proud to live in Illinois and to have @govpritzker.illinois.gov as our governor. Hell yes.
Pure capitulation to the Russian murder-terror state. Vance and Trump and MAGA are cruel, evil, and stupid.
April 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pure capitulation to the Russian murder-terror state. Vance and Trump and MAGA are cruel, evil, and stupid.
Oh this is gonna be AMAZING.
April 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh this is gonna be AMAZING.
I hate these cruel, shitweasel MAGA pigs.
April 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I hate these cruel, shitweasel MAGA pigs.
So are Nancy Mace’s tacky, cheap fake tits.
April 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
So are Nancy Mace’s tacky, cheap fake tits.
Sad but true, friend.
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sad but true, friend.
He’s also a criminal, a traitor, a pathological liar, and a bitch.
April 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
He’s also a criminal, a traitor, a pathological liar, and a bitch.