Kalamity Payne
@fullmetalfeminist.bsky.social
✨Chronically ill, but constantly fabulous.
Leftist. Abolitionist🚫 Disabilibabe. Queer. Feral. AuDHD. Tired. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉✊🏾 She/her
Overwhelmed in perpetuity. Kinda Cunty.
🖤♾️Polyamorous & kinda slutty about it.
Leftist. Abolitionist🚫 Disabilibabe. Queer. Feral. AuDHD. Tired. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉✊🏾 She/her
Overwhelmed in perpetuity. Kinda Cunty.
🖤♾️Polyamorous & kinda slutty about it.
I wrote this one ABOUT RFK. And his brain worm. And fascism.
April 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I wrote this one ABOUT RFK. And his brain worm. And fascism.
Sometimes I write poetry. I used to do it all the time, until my brain disease took my words away.
You know what’s weird about that? I’m autistic.
Fuck you, RFK. I pay more taxes than Elon does EVERY YEAR as a disabled single mother.
I HATE IT HERE.
You know what’s weird about that? I’m autistic.
Fuck you, RFK. I pay more taxes than Elon does EVERY YEAR as a disabled single mother.
I HATE IT HERE.
April 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sometimes I write poetry. I used to do it all the time, until my brain disease took my words away.
You know what’s weird about that? I’m autistic.
Fuck you, RFK. I pay more taxes than Elon does EVERY YEAR as a disabled single mother.
I HATE IT HERE.
You know what’s weird about that? I’m autistic.
Fuck you, RFK. I pay more taxes than Elon does EVERY YEAR as a disabled single mother.
I HATE IT HERE.
Guys. What the fuck. All twelve of these are thinking me for switching to paperless.
The state of IL has lost its mind.
The state of IL has lost its mind.
April 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Guys. What the fuck. All twelve of these are thinking me for switching to paperless.
The state of IL has lost its mind.
The state of IL has lost its mind.
Chemo was yesterday. My ex husband texted me 7x while I was there, violating my boundary each time. I didn’t think chemo could get shittier, but I was wrong.
Recovering from both things in bed today. #NPDAttack #Darvo #Briumvi #Sjogrens #CNSV #BcellDepletion #DVSurvivor #autoimmuneencephalitis #MS
Recovering from both things in bed today. #NPDAttack #Darvo #Briumvi #Sjogrens #CNSV #BcellDepletion #DVSurvivor #autoimmuneencephalitis #MS
March 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Chemo was yesterday. My ex husband texted me 7x while I was there, violating my boundary each time. I didn’t think chemo could get shittier, but I was wrong.
Recovering from both things in bed today. #NPDAttack #Darvo #Briumvi #Sjogrens #CNSV #BcellDepletion #DVSurvivor #autoimmuneencephalitis #MS
Recovering from both things in bed today. #NPDAttack #Darvo #Briumvi #Sjogrens #CNSV #BcellDepletion #DVSurvivor #autoimmuneencephalitis #MS
At some point in the last few weeks I stopped logging in over here, & I stopped calling my reps every day.
Had to pull my spoons in. Crap gap, & prob the worst pain flare to date. MCAS flare too.
Infusion is in 2 days. I can’t wait. Pic of me & Puglass for tax. #briumvi #MS #crapgap #MCAS #spoonie
Had to pull my spoons in. Crap gap, & prob the worst pain flare to date. MCAS flare too.
Infusion is in 2 days. I can’t wait. Pic of me & Puglass for tax. #briumvi #MS #crapgap #MCAS #spoonie
March 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Durbin is ours. If you’re from IL, GET CALLING.
If the rest of these belong to you? GET CALLING!
Senators: Schumer, Hassan, Peters, Durbin, Schatz, King, Shaheen, Fetterman, Cortez, Masto, & Gillibrand.
If the rest of these belong to you? GET CALLING!
Senators: Schumer, Hassan, Peters, Durbin, Schatz, King, Shaheen, Fetterman, Cortez, Masto, & Gillibrand.
March 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Durbin is ours. If you’re from IL, GET CALLING.
If the rest of these belong to you? GET CALLING!
Senators: Schumer, Hassan, Peters, Durbin, Schatz, King, Shaheen, Fetterman, Cortez, Masto, & Gillibrand.
If the rest of these belong to you? GET CALLING!
Senators: Schumer, Hassan, Peters, Durbin, Schatz, King, Shaheen, Fetterman, Cortez, Masto, & Gillibrand.
Packing boxes and moving boxes around your house sucks.
That’s all.
That’s all.
March 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Packing boxes and moving boxes around your house sucks.
That’s all.
That’s all.
These are the actual text conversations I’m having with my disabled friends right now, while we try to figure out what the fuck is happening.
What a shitshow.
What a shitshow.
February 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
These are the actual text conversations I’m having with my disabled friends right now, while we try to figure out what the fuck is happening.
What a shitshow.
What a shitshow.
Call to action:
Add it to your daily phone calls for Monday.
Add it to your daily phone calls for Monday.
February 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Call to action:
Add it to your daily phone calls for Monday.
Add it to your daily phone calls for Monday.
Day 6 of Influenza A. I’m bored & miserable. The kids are both also bored & miserable. Someone is *constantly* coughing. We’ve watched a million movies and are ready to kill each other.
Oldest has cough variant asthma. I’m developing an ear infection. This SUUUUUCKS.
Puglass is THRILLED though.
Oldest has cough variant asthma. I’m developing an ear infection. This SUUUUUCKS.
Puglass is THRILLED though.
February 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Day 6 of Influenza A. I’m bored & miserable. The kids are both also bored & miserable. Someone is *constantly* coughing. We’ve watched a million movies and are ready to kill each other.
Oldest has cough variant asthma. I’m developing an ear infection. This SUUUUUCKS.
Puglass is THRILLED though.
Oldest has cough variant asthma. I’m developing an ear infection. This SUUUUUCKS.
Puglass is THRILLED though.
This is Puglass. He drinks my coffee every opportunity he gets. Including this morning.
He is 25 pounds of rage & fury, and he has a drinking [mama’s coffee] problem. ☕️
Look at that mean mug! He has the face of a theif! A swindler! A down & dirty criminal! A burgling bandit! A canine cat burglar!
He is 25 pounds of rage & fury, and he has a drinking [mama’s coffee] problem. ☕️
Look at that mean mug! He has the face of a theif! A swindler! A down & dirty criminal! A burgling bandit! A canine cat burglar!
February 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is Puglass. He drinks my coffee every opportunity he gets. Including this morning.
He is 25 pounds of rage & fury, and he has a drinking [mama’s coffee] problem. ☕️
Look at that mean mug! He has the face of a theif! A swindler! A down & dirty criminal! A burgling bandit! A canine cat burglar!
He is 25 pounds of rage & fury, and he has a drinking [mama’s coffee] problem. ☕️
Look at that mean mug! He has the face of a theif! A swindler! A down & dirty criminal! A burgling bandit! A canine cat burglar!
THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT YOU TO DO, YOU FUCKING COWARD. DEFEND THESE THINGS LIKE ITS YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE— BC OURS IS. 🤬🤬
What exactly did they think this job was, when they decided to run? It’s not some cushy job.
We expect you to FIGHT FOR US. WHATEVER THAT ENTAILS.
Dems are so disappointing
What exactly did they think this job was, when they decided to run? It’s not some cushy job.
We expect you to FIGHT FOR US. WHATEVER THAT ENTAILS.
Dems are so disappointing
February 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT YOU TO DO, YOU FUCKING COWARD. DEFEND THESE THINGS LIKE ITS YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE— BC OURS IS. 🤬🤬
What exactly did they think this job was, when they decided to run? It’s not some cushy job.
We expect you to FIGHT FOR US. WHATEVER THAT ENTAILS.
Dems are so disappointing
What exactly did they think this job was, when they decided to run? It’s not some cushy job.
We expect you to FIGHT FOR US. WHATEVER THAT ENTAILS.
Dems are so disappointing
How strange! I wonder why that would be?! So I googled it like a weirdo, and I found some stuff! (I have several malnourishment issues, myself.) Idk if it will be helpful or not, but I thought it was interesting!
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How strange! I wonder why that would be?! So I googled it like a weirdo, and I found some stuff! (I have several malnourishment issues, myself.) Idk if it will be helpful or not, but I thought it was interesting!
I’m having a hard time getting through to my reps today. I won’t stop calling tho. You should, too.
This is a coup. The Dems need help to know what to do. Give it to them. Keep the pressure on.
Get the 5 Calls app. It makes this so much easier. It gives you rep names & phone #, scripts, & topics!
This is a coup. The Dems need help to know what to do. Give it to them. Keep the pressure on.
Get the 5 Calls app. It makes this so much easier. It gives you rep names & phone #, scripts, & topics!
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m having a hard time getting through to my reps today. I won’t stop calling tho. You should, too.
This is a coup. The Dems need help to know what to do. Give it to them. Keep the pressure on.
Get the 5 Calls app. It makes this so much easier. It gives you rep names & phone #, scripts, & topics!
This is a coup. The Dems need help to know what to do. Give it to them. Keep the pressure on.
Get the 5 Calls app. It makes this so much easier. It gives you rep names & phone #, scripts, & topics!
This man has brown skin.
How easily followers are lead— & groomed by todays oligarchs. Like lemmings off a cliff, all of them. Not an original thought in their heads.
At least the church thought better of it, despite benefiting from Christian Nationalism.
How easily followers are lead— & groomed by todays oligarchs. Like lemmings off a cliff, all of them. Not an original thought in their heads.
At least the church thought better of it, despite benefiting from Christian Nationalism.
January 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This man has brown skin.
How easily followers are lead— & groomed by todays oligarchs. Like lemmings off a cliff, all of them. Not an original thought in their heads.
At least the church thought better of it, despite benefiting from Christian Nationalism.
How easily followers are lead— & groomed by todays oligarchs. Like lemmings off a cliff, all of them. Not an original thought in their heads.
At least the church thought better of it, despite benefiting from Christian Nationalism.
Dick Durbin’s office STILL has no voice mail, and hangs up on you when you call. HARASS HIM ALL OVER.
January 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dick Durbin’s office STILL has no voice mail, and hangs up on you when you call. HARASS HIM ALL OVER.
An emergency meeting, you say? 🚨
TOMORROW? You say? 😱🤬😤
These. Fucking. Clowns. 🤡
FIRE. THEM. ALL. 👎❌🙅🏻♀️
TOMORROW? You say? 😱🤬😤
These. Fucking. Clowns. 🤡
FIRE. THEM. ALL. 👎❌🙅🏻♀️
January 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
An emergency meeting, you say? 🚨
TOMORROW? You say? 😱🤬😤
These. Fucking. Clowns. 🤡
FIRE. THEM. ALL. 👎❌🙅🏻♀️
TOMORROW? You say? 😱🤬😤
These. Fucking. Clowns. 🤡
FIRE. THEM. ALL. 👎❌🙅🏻♀️
Dick Durbin’s office isn’t even taking voice mails right now.
HOW ARE WR SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM HIW WE FEEL?
I’m telling him in the bad place.
I fucking hate it here.
HOW ARE WR SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM HIW WE FEEL?
I’m telling him in the bad place.
I fucking hate it here.
January 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dick Durbin’s office isn’t even taking voice mails right now.
HOW ARE WR SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM HIW WE FEEL?
I’m telling him in the bad place.
I fucking hate it here.
HOW ARE WR SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM HIW WE FEEL?
I’m telling him in the bad place.
I fucking hate it here.
This guy? He’s still there.
January 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This guy? He’s still there.
