the fooj
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My dad had, for as long as I remember, a tattoo of a wizard on his arm. It was faded, and *just a wizard*, but that wizard came from a specific tshirt that he loved - a shirt that he owned SEVERAL of because of how much he wore them (and wore them out). (sorry long post incoming)
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My dad had, for as long as I remember, a tattoo of a wizard on his arm. It was faded, and *just a wizard*, but that wizard came from a specific tshirt that he loved - a shirt that he owned SEVERAL of because of how much he wore them (and wore them out). (sorry long post incoming)
I wonder if the mom of my old athlete, who's vehemently against enby people, knows that one of her daughters' biggest role models for two years is, in fact, enby.
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I wonder if the mom of my old athlete, who's vehemently against enby people, knows that one of her daughters' biggest role models for two years is, in fact, enby.
this thing that i’ve helped build from nothing over the past several years has been crumbling in my hands for the past 6 months, and I think I just lost the last piece.
how the fuck do I let it go?
how the fuck do I let it go?
August 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this thing that i’ve helped build from nothing over the past several years has been crumbling in my hands for the past 6 months, and I think I just lost the last piece.
how the fuck do I let it go?
how the fuck do I let it go?
I talked to *someone* on here about coin pushers, and how they're the best things ever, and Coin Pusher Casino was great but not really good (and honestly maybe it was on twitter idk)
anyway there's a coin pusher *roguelike* game coming out soon... store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/...
anyway there's a coin pusher *roguelike* game coming out soon... store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/...
RACCOIN: Coin Pusher Roguelike on Steam
A coin-pushing dopamine machine. RACCOIN is a roguelike deckbuilder where you combine special coins with powerful items to trigger wildly satisfying combos. Stack shiny towers, spin the lucky wheel, a...
store.steampowered.com
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I talked to *someone* on here about coin pushers, and how they're the best things ever, and Coin Pusher Casino was great but not really good (and honestly maybe it was on twitter idk)
anyway there's a coin pusher *roguelike* game coming out soon... store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/...
anyway there's a coin pusher *roguelike* game coming out soon... store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/...
the taco bell crispy chicken wrap is everything that the mcdonald’s snack wrap wishes it was.
send skeet
send skeet
August 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
the taco bell crispy chicken wrap is everything that the mcdonald’s snack wrap wishes it was.
send skeet
send skeet
i can’t believe i just paid the vet $400 to tell me that my dog is a fat picky piece of shit who won’t eat her food because she’s bougie
truly aghast
truly aghast
June 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i can’t believe i just paid the vet $400 to tell me that my dog is a fat picky piece of shit who won’t eat her food because she’s bougie
truly aghast
truly aghast
all dressed ruffles > all dressed lays
i don’t make the rules
i don’t make the rules
May 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
all dressed ruffles > all dressed lays
i don’t make the rules
i don’t make the rules
gimmie one margarita imma put on a hat
gimmie two margarita imma get a new hat
gimmie three margarita and i got a new hat
gimmie for margarita and that’s four hats
gimmie five margarita and hey a new hat
gimmie two margarita imma get a new hat
gimmie three margarita and i got a new hat
gimmie for margarita and that’s four hats
gimmie five margarita and hey a new hat
April 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
gimmie one margarita imma put on a hat
gimmie two margarita imma get a new hat
gimmie three margarita and i got a new hat
gimmie for margarita and that’s four hats
gimmie five margarita and hey a new hat
gimmie two margarita imma get a new hat
gimmie three margarita and i got a new hat
gimmie for margarita and that’s four hats
gimmie five margarita and hey a new hat
got to hold a sick falcon today
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
got to hold a sick falcon today
logo perception is so weird. i recognized the logo of a medical supply company in a building over a mile away. i don’t work in the medical field, nor do i use their products???
March 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
logo perception is so weird. i recognized the logo of a medical supply company in a building over a mile away. i don’t work in the medical field, nor do i use their products???
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AFTER A YEAR AND 156 ATTEMPTS OF TRYING IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE WORLD'S FIRST COMPLETED NO-HIT RUN ENEMY RANDOMIZER OF MAJORA'S MASK.
- ENEMIES RANDOM
- GET HIT EVEN BLOCKING WITH SHIELD CAUSES FILE ERASE
- IF YOU LOSE YOU MUST START A NEW RUN WITH ITEMS + ENEMIES RANDOM SO ITS NEVER THE SAME RUN
- ENEMIES RANDOM
- GET HIT EVEN BLOCKING WITH SHIELD CAUSES FILE ERASE
- IF YOU LOSE YOU MUST START A NEW RUN WITH ITEMS + ENEMIES RANDOM SO ITS NEVER THE SAME RUN
March 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
AFTER A YEAR AND 156 ATTEMPTS OF TRYING IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE WORLD'S FIRST COMPLETED NO-HIT RUN ENEMY RANDOMIZER OF MAJORA'S MASK.
- ENEMIES RANDOM
- GET HIT EVEN BLOCKING WITH SHIELD CAUSES FILE ERASE
- IF YOU LOSE YOU MUST START A NEW RUN WITH ITEMS + ENEMIES RANDOM SO ITS NEVER THE SAME RUN
- ENEMIES RANDOM
- GET HIT EVEN BLOCKING WITH SHIELD CAUSES FILE ERASE
- IF YOU LOSE YOU MUST START A NEW RUN WITH ITEMS + ENEMIES RANDOM SO ITS NEVER THE SAME RUN
"no no, I'd rail saejima and majima together, there's no room for anyone else"
a thing I said, that I will never take back nor regret
a thing I said, that I will never take back nor regret
March 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"no no, I'd rail saejima and majima together, there's no room for anyone else"
a thing I said, that I will never take back nor regret
a thing I said, that I will never take back nor regret
i stand corrected but that has to be why
you can’t tell me that Kendrick didn’t wear a lowercase a necklace because they wouldn’t let him play not like us
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i stand corrected but that has to be why
you can’t tell me that Kendrick didn’t wear a lowercase a necklace because they wouldn’t let him play not like us
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
you can’t tell me that Kendrick didn’t wear a lowercase a necklace because they wouldn’t let him play not like us
can someone who finished onyx storm just like… dm me or something. I gotta talk. No one else I know has read/finished it. I have questions. I need answers.
January 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
can someone who finished onyx storm just like… dm me or something. I gotta talk. No one else I know has read/finished it. I have questions. I need answers.
I MAY NOT HAVE WON BINGO IN AWHILE BUT FUCK YOU I WON PULL TABS
January 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I MAY NOT HAVE WON BINGO IN AWHILE BUT FUCK YOU I WON PULL TABS
when the vibes in the car are too good and you don’t wanna get out
January 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
when the vibes in the car are too good and you don’t wanna get out
Come watch Vespher for the New Years Eve Rando Extravaganza! We drink and we have a good time.
twitch.tv/vespher
twitch.tv/vespher
January 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Come watch Vespher for the New Years Eve Rando Extravaganza! We drink and we have a good time.
twitch.tv/vespher
twitch.tv/vespher
gamers - anyone that has a retainer/night guard... does it ever stop tasting like shit? trying to wear mine for a little bit to get used to it before I try and sleep with it, but the taste is making me HATE it. not the fit, not the feeling, the taste.
December 31, 2024 at 3:13 AM
gamers - anyone that has a retainer/night guard... does it ever stop tasting like shit? trying to wear mine for a little bit to get used to it before I try and sleep with it, but the taste is making me HATE it. not the fit, not the feeling, the taste.
lol lmao i should have known better
you’re telling me the Bears are projected to *win* today? Is this some sort of sick joke? Do I have a reason to hope?
(realistically with a “new” HC I am a bit optimistic)
(realistically with a “new” HC I am a bit optimistic)
December 8, 2024 at 11:05 PM
lol lmao i should have known better
you’re telling me the Bears are projected to *win* today? Is this some sort of sick joke? Do I have a reason to hope?
(realistically with a “new” HC I am a bit optimistic)
(realistically with a “new” HC I am a bit optimistic)
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
you’re telling me the Bears are projected to *win* today? Is this some sort of sick joke? Do I have a reason to hope?
(realistically with a “new” HC I am a bit optimistic)
(realistically with a “new” HC I am a bit optimistic)
I'm also in. My music taste is wild.
Gimmie a hot number 1-100, I'll give you that number on my Wrapped. Be prepared for wild shit. (probably not that wild tbh)
Gimmie a hot number 1-100, I'll give you that number on my Wrapped. Be prepared for wild shit. (probably not that wild tbh)
I like this idea. And my musical taste is garbage anyway, so why not. Pick a number, 1 to 100. I'll give you the corresponding song on my Wrapped playlist. Hope y'all like samey-ness. 😜
Because I love a little game:
Send me a number from 1-100 and I'll give you the correlating song on my Wrapped playlist!
Send me a number from 1-100 and I'll give you the correlating song on my Wrapped playlist!
December 6, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I'm also in. My music taste is wild.
Gimmie a hot number 1-100, I'll give you that number on my Wrapped. Be prepared for wild shit. (probably not that wild tbh)
Gimmie a hot number 1-100, I'll give you that number on my Wrapped. Be prepared for wild shit. (probably not that wild tbh)
screaming about something job-wise that I can’t share because I have old coworkers that follow me but I’m VERRRYYY excited about it
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 PM
screaming about something job-wise that I can’t share because I have old coworkers that follow me but I’m VERRRYYY excited about it
I regret to inform you all that I did NOT win bingo tonight.
I did, however, make some new bar friends.
I did, however, make some new bar friends.
November 20, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I regret to inform you all that I did NOT win bingo tonight.
I did, however, make some new bar friends.
I did, however, make some new bar friends.