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Chris Fuhrmeister
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Can’t repeat the past? Why, of course you can.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Kudos, Elaine, on a job done
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Doors, or Dores
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I think Arch needs a new prescription in his Warby Parker glasses
From left: Bill, Dale, Hank and Boomhauer watching Texas and mad about it
September 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The Atlanta Falcons
Screenshot of the scene in Major League II where the grounds crew guys covering the field with a tarp say “They’re shitty again.”
September 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The image every Alabama fan sees when they close their eyes at night and confront their greatest fears
Gus Malzahn in a funny helmet
August 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I’m cranking Vampire Weekend’s seminal 2013 album “Modern Vampires Of The City” because that’s what year it is: 2013
Auburn stat box showing 301 rush yards and 108 pass yards
August 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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dai.ly/x1tzgw
Conor Oberst playing “When the President Talks to God” on Leno
June 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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FSU’s game winning touchdown against Auburn in the 2013 BCS championship game. I’m nauseous.
May 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Paris Roubaix to Pog on his debut in the race
Will Smith saying “welcome to Earth” after punching out an alien in Independence Day
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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We gotta work on our definition of “good news” fortune.com/2025/03/20/b...
Screenshot of text from a Fortune story: Brian Moynihan has some good news on the economy’s outlook: While consumers might be saying they’re worried about how much cash they have, they’re continuing to spend.
March 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Can I get a goddamn timpani roll?
View of the stage before Bright Eyes plays at the Tabernacle in Atlanta
March 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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It’s so fucking beautiful
Screenshot confirmation of tickets purchased to see Rilo Kiley at the Eastern in Atlanta on Sept. 26 at 8 pm
February 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Tired: the government operating normally
CNN chryon “WIRED: DOGE TEEN, AKA “BIG BALLS” ONLINE, HAS ACCESS TO GOVT SYSTEMS
February 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Holy shit
Screen shot from Rilo Kiley’s website intimating the band is back together and getting ready to go on tour
January 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Auburn-Tennessee
A pile of bricks
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Screenshot of lyrics to the chorus of Los Campesinos’ “Feast of Tongues”: I want the trust of every animal Gonna bay for the blood of those that are hurting ya When the black cloud comes, if one flame flickers We will feast on the tongues of the last bootlickers
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Dainty modern shoulder pads couldn’t contain the neck
Head shot of Takeo Spikes and his huge neck
January 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Takeo Spikes, Auburn
Takeo Spikes, No. 55, lined up for Auburn looking like he’s about to kill somebody
January 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Headline: “Atlanta Unitedin talks for Newcastle’s Miguel Almiron: Sources” A photo of Miggy waiving toward the camera is below the headline Two screenshots from Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby. Leonardo DiCaprio as Gatsby says, “Can’t repeat the past? Why, of course you can.”
January 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Now you’re gonna believe us, we’re gonna win the league
Daily Mail Sports headline “Exclusive: Liverpool’s staff Christmas party at the city’s Anglican cathedral is SHUT DOWN over ‘drug paraphernalia’ found in the toilets”
December 13, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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🤨
Screenshot of the Apple TV “A Charlie Brown Christmas” title card with a synopsis explaining that Charlie Brown is feeling down about the commercialism of Christmas, and a prompt to review Apple TV for $9.99/month until canceled
December 7, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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A tired life is a wild ride for the saddest boy on the water slide when the breadcrumbs only lead to where you’ve been
Screaming kid with headphones meme
December 5, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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It’s beautiful
Premier League table, everyone’s played 12 games. Liverpool, +16 goal differential, 31 points Manchester City, +5, 23 Chelsea, +9, 22 Arsenal, +9, 22
November 24, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Buddy I’ve already got my session booked
An iOS notification from Talkspace that says “Handling family drama: Hopefully nobody starts drama at the table this year. But if they do, your therapist can be a listening ear.”
November 24, 2024 at 3:05 PM