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haver of the correct opinions about great television serieses
Watching Supermarket Sweep lately got me realizing that the Self song is my only frame of reference for the product “Borateem” and that it is not in fact “BoraTEEN”
March 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Watching Supermarket Sweep lately got me realizing that the Self song is my only frame of reference for the product “Borateem” and that it is not in fact “BoraTEEN”
No yeah I get it that’s the price of the whole box of Snickers but how much do you charge persnickety?
February 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
No yeah I get it that’s the price of the whole box of Snickers but how much do you charge persnickety?
the sharper the cheddar the less it makes u fart bc u can’t cut the cheese if the cheese is cutting u
February 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
the sharper the cheddar the less it makes u fart bc u can’t cut the cheese if the cheese is cutting u
and we shall give them no quarter, unless there is a paradigm shift
February 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
and we shall give them no quarter, unless there is a paradigm shift
Why is it spelled Megan Thee Stallion if it’s pronounced Megan The Stallion?
February 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Why is it spelled Megan Thee Stallion if it’s pronounced Megan The Stallion?
Americans be like “if they make me use the metric system I’m going to kms”
February 2, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Americans be like “if they make me use the metric system I’m going to kms”
Award-winning turkey club cross section
February 1, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Award-winning turkey club cross section
Best igloo ever which I showed to my sister and nephews, even more snow but 5 Guys and Indian takeout still open, really good guitar playing sesh, and still have boozin’ and eating the Indian food to go. Honestly this might just be one of the best days ever.
January 19, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Best igloo ever which I showed to my sister and nephews, even more snow but 5 Guys and Indian takeout still open, really good guitar playing sesh, and still have boozin’ and eating the Indian food to go. Honestly this might just be one of the best days ever.
It was probably a penalty regardless, but Josh Allen deserves an award for that flop on the roughing penalty while he slid. Honestly not even mad, just impressed really.
January 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
It was probably a penalty regardless, but Josh Allen deserves an award for that flop on the roughing penalty while he slid. Honestly not even mad, just impressed really.
Didn’t think I was gonna be able to do this again!
January 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Didn’t think I was gonna be able to do this again!
What do you mean this isn’t how you “do donuts in a parking lot”? Why’s the hole there then?
January 15, 2024 at 3:15 PM
What do you mean this isn’t how you “do donuts in a parking lot”? Why’s the hole there then?
the opposite of being as cool as a cucumber is being as pick me as a pickle
January 9, 2024 at 7:42 PM
the opposite of being as cool as a cucumber is being as pick me as a pickle
Is this place cool yet?
January 3, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Is this place cool yet?
Deviled eggs?
You mean reconstructed egg salad?
You mean reconstructed egg salad?
December 20, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Deviled eggs?
You mean reconstructed egg salad?
You mean reconstructed egg salad?
It remains fully unhinged to me that people think the television show The West Wing is at all to blame for real life politics.
December 18, 2023 at 2:43 AM
It remains fully unhinged to me that people think the television show The West Wing is at all to blame for real life politics.
Humpty Dumpty was the original crackhead
December 18, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Humpty Dumpty was the original crackhead
I want this to be the new thing, but Twitter is honestly still better
December 13, 2023 at 2:32 PM
I want this to be the new thing, but Twitter is honestly still better
to the tune of Silent Night:
🎶soylent green
rice and beans
hearts of palm
spanish queens
oil so virgin
not sexy or wild
sous vide meat
so tender and mild
sleep in heavenly grease
sleep in heavenly grease🎶
🎶soylent green
rice and beans
hearts of palm
spanish queens
oil so virgin
not sexy or wild
sous vide meat
so tender and mild
sleep in heavenly grease
sleep in heavenly grease🎶
December 9, 2023 at 9:42 PM
to the tune of Silent Night:
🎶soylent green
rice and beans
hearts of palm
spanish queens
oil so virgin
not sexy or wild
sous vide meat
so tender and mild
sleep in heavenly grease
sleep in heavenly grease🎶
🎶soylent green
rice and beans
hearts of palm
spanish queens
oil so virgin
not sexy or wild
sous vide meat
so tender and mild
sleep in heavenly grease
sleep in heavenly grease🎶
Who called it XY chromosomes and not bouillabaisse
December 6, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Who called it XY chromosomes and not bouillabaisse
Really happy to finally have the whole house humidifier working properly, with the least amount of water flow possible, and bypassing the condensate pump!
December 1, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Really happy to finally have the whole house humidifier working properly, with the least amount of water flow possible, and bypassing the condensate pump!