ahrlad
fuckelon.bsky.social
ahrlad
@fuckelon.bsky.social
professional mike hobbes reply guy
Exception: Penn Juliette. They scratched him by inviting him to speak at anti mask rallies and it made him swear libertarianism off entirely
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by ahrlad
The guy who murdered Renee Good was a twenty year vet and a trainer himself. Did he just need a few more hours in the classroom?

The shithead who killed Philando Castille was on the force for four years, did he simply need another 5 to know not to fucking shoot a man who isn't fighting him?
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 PM
...what if I made two ETFs, and each just invested in the other one?
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
What if I made an ETF that only invested in other ETFs
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
People glorifying fluoride as a harmless addition to drinking water, nonetheless must lend merit to the dangers the element and its derivatives can bring--among which are the risk of explosion and harm to our ozone layer. -Thomas Chatterton Williams
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Prince of Peace, nobel laureate, personally stopped eight wars. How could we doubt him?
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If you gave this dude the slightest excuse he'd tell you how he's jawmaxxing with a hammer and chisel
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 AM
"Jadå, jag kan hjälpa dig installera ett nytt eluttag! Innan du börjar--se till att du har tillgång till följande verktyg:"
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Only one of these people have the ability to impeach the yellow wanker
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Lagstifta offentlig sektor till att avsluta prenumerationer på mjukvara och lagringsutrymme som använder amerikanska servrar. Innan det används emot oss
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
What Trump wants is compliance and apathy, which is eerily similar to what you're trying to sell people on.
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Inget skämt alls från deras sida, de har korrekt identifierat att de stöder en politik som leder till att ingen vill rösta på dem. Att de skulle ha något att bidra med till ett "ändrat tonläge" är däremot väldigt roligt.
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 AM
That's not what the button does though
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Queen1
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Why do they even send an ambassador to somewhere that they plainly don't think is a sovereign country
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Last claw of the monkey's paw unclenches
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"Let her die"? That's the extent of their crime?
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Tread on you
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Would you beg for forgiveness for your expressing gratitude for ICE?
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 AM