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🚨PUTIN & TRUMP’S TEXAS ASS-FUCK HORSE RIDE!💥 Vlad storms Texas, teams with Trump, and they raw-dog each other bareback on horses to Alberta—dicks flappin, hair flailing, cackling and farting like demented gooners! #MAGA #Russia #Russia #Russia
#FuckedUpArticles #PutinTrumpRide #BatShitWarCriminals
#FuckedUpArticles #PutinTrumpRide #BatShitWarCriminals
August 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
🚨PUTIN & TRUMP’S TEXAS ASS-FUCK HORSE RIDE!💥 Vlad storms Texas, teams with Trump, and they raw-dog each other bareback on horses to Alberta—dicks flappin, hair flailing, cackling and farting like demented gooners! #MAGA #Russia #Russia #Russia
#FuckedUpArticles #PutinTrumpRide #BatShitWarCriminals
#FuckedUpArticles #PutinTrumpRide #BatShitWarCriminals
“I WENT TO COLLEGE…AND I WENT TO JAIL.”
August 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“I WENT TO COLLEGE…AND I WENT TO JAIL.”
I support freedom of speech. 🎤 WOKE IS DEAD. 💀 SH’GONE!
I’m NOT saying anything. I’m JUST saying look - Bam Margera is back. STEVE-O, they’re all healthy. Beavis an Butthead are coming back. South Park ripping MAGA SHIT. Yeah. It’s a time to be alive and late night shows. Being attacked. WTF Trump
I’m NOT saying anything. I’m JUST saying look - Bam Margera is back. STEVE-O, they’re all healthy. Beavis an Butthead are coming back. South Park ripping MAGA SHIT. Yeah. It’s a time to be alive and late night shows. Being attacked. WTF Trump
August 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I support freedom of speech. 🎤 WOKE IS DEAD. 💀 SH’GONE!
I’m NOT saying anything. I’m JUST saying look - Bam Margera is back. STEVE-O, they’re all healthy. Beavis an Butthead are coming back. South Park ripping MAGA SHIT. Yeah. It’s a time to be alive and late night shows. Being attacked. WTF Trump
I’m NOT saying anything. I’m JUST saying look - Bam Margera is back. STEVE-O, they’re all healthy. Beavis an Butthead are coming back. South Park ripping MAGA SHIT. Yeah. It’s a time to be alive and late night shows. Being attacked. WTF Trump
August 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Melania’s letter to Putin:
“Dear Vlad, save the children. Be the melody. End the war. You got this.”
Ma’am, he’s not auditioning for The Voice Russia — he’s bombing Fk hospitals. This ain’t diplomacy, it’s delusion in cursive.
Bids him farewell! 🤦♂️
#Melania #Trump #PutinTheButcher #WhiteHouseWTF
“Dear Vlad, save the children. Be the melody. End the war. You got this.”
Ma’am, he’s not auditioning for The Voice Russia — he’s bombing Fk hospitals. This ain’t diplomacy, it’s delusion in cursive.
Bids him farewell! 🤦♂️
#Melania #Trump #PutinTheButcher #WhiteHouseWTF
August 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Melania’s letter to Putin:
“Dear Vlad, save the children. Be the melody. End the war. You got this.”
Ma’am, he’s not auditioning for The Voice Russia — he’s bombing Fk hospitals. This ain’t diplomacy, it’s delusion in cursive.
Bids him farewell! 🤦♂️
#Melania #Trump #PutinTheButcher #WhiteHouseWTF
“Dear Vlad, save the children. Be the melody. End the war. You got this.”
Ma’am, he’s not auditioning for The Voice Russia — he’s bombing Fk hospitals. This ain’t diplomacy, it’s delusion in cursive.
Bids him farewell! 🤦♂️
#Melania #Trump #PutinTheButcher #WhiteHouseWTF
“TAKE A FUCKIN REST, RELAX GUY” 4 Days Trump. ICE. MAGA. Republicans. No one is safe. Prepare to be fucking utterly slammed. @southparkwiki.bsky.social #TeenyTinyNuts #TinyPenis #RelaxGuy #TakeARestOkay
Where TF is JD Vance when you need him? Fuckin Disneyland still?
Where TF is JD Vance when you need him? Fuckin Disneyland still?
August 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“TAKE A FUCKIN REST, RELAX GUY” 4 Days Trump. ICE. MAGA. Republicans. No one is safe. Prepare to be fucking utterly slammed. @southparkwiki.bsky.social #TeenyTinyNuts #TinyPenis #RelaxGuy #TakeARestOkay
Where TF is JD Vance when you need him? Fuckin Disneyland still?
Where TF is JD Vance when you need him? Fuckin Disneyland still?
🚨 FUCKING FAREWELL TO THIS WAR CRIMINAL SHIT! 💀 “Bidding farewell” to this thuggish dick who trashed Ukraine and fucked millions of lives?
Stop giggling like an Elvis-obsessed schoolgirl over his departure you dumb CUNT!
LORD JESUS—KILL THAT LUH.
#FuckedUpArticles #WarCriminalRoast #BatShitRage
Stop giggling like an Elvis-obsessed schoolgirl over his departure you dumb CUNT!
LORD JESUS—KILL THAT LUH.
#FuckedUpArticles #WarCriminalRoast #BatShitRage
August 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
🚨 FUCKING FAREWELL TO THIS WAR CRIMINAL SHIT! 💀 “Bidding farewell” to this thuggish dick who trashed Ukraine and fucked millions of lives?
Stop giggling like an Elvis-obsessed schoolgirl over his departure you dumb CUNT!
LORD JESUS—KILL THAT LUH.
#FuckedUpArticles #WarCriminalRoast #BatShitRage
Stop giggling like an Elvis-obsessed schoolgirl over his departure you dumb CUNT!
LORD JESUS—KILL THAT LUH.
#FuckedUpArticles #WarCriminalRoast #BatShitRage
Story has it, Vince let Macho Man Randy Savage go full doggy-style on Stephanie in a goddamn WWE backstage brawl. Invite us next time man.
Gangster Vince hey, “More ratings, my Nigga!” He didn’t need to say it. Oh well. So how bout dat Hogan?? #Racist
#FuckedUpArticles #VinceGoneWild #BatShitTruths
Gangster Vince hey, “More ratings, my Nigga!” He didn’t need to say it. Oh well. So how bout dat Hogan?? #Racist
#FuckedUpArticles #VinceGoneWild #BatShitTruths
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August 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Story has it, Vince let Macho Man Randy Savage go full doggy-style on Stephanie in a goddamn WWE backstage brawl. Invite us next time man.
Gangster Vince hey, “More ratings, my Nigga!” He didn’t need to say it. Oh well. So how bout dat Hogan?? #Racist
#FuckedUpArticles #VinceGoneWild #BatShitTruths
Gangster Vince hey, “More ratings, my Nigga!” He didn’t need to say it. Oh well. So how bout dat Hogan?? #Racist
#FuckedUpArticles #VinceGoneWild #BatShitTruths
Man fuck typos. 😆
August 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Man fuck typos. 😆
🚨 TRUMP’S APPROVAL TANKING LIKE HIS HAIRLINE! 📉 Down to 69% with under-35s saying “fuck this shit!” This orange clown regime’s a total shitshow—voters ditching faster than a shitty McDrive-thru! 😂 Flush these idiots! #FuckedUpArticles #TrumpIdiotRegime #BatShitTrump
August 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
🚨 TRUMP’S APPROVAL TANKING LIKE HIS HAIRLINE! 📉 Down to 69% with under-35s saying “fuck this shit!” This orange clown regime’s a total shitshow—voters ditching faster than a shitty McDrive-thru! 😂 Flush these idiots! #FuckedUpArticles #TrumpIdiotRegime #BatShitTrump
I want to reply so bad. I hope they don’t think I don’t like them. Cause truly I don’t know what I like anyways.
August 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I want to reply so bad. I hope they don’t think I don’t like them. Cause truly I don’t know what I like anyways.
🚨 FUCKED-UP NEWS: OSAMA’S LAST SCREAM! 💥 Before that headshot blew his goddamn brains out, Osama yelled at Amusha and said, “Kill Trump, NOW!” Too late—bullet hit, skull splattered like fun-cake, and he’s fucked in the hell now. Trump’s survived Tis’ day. #FuckedUpArticles #OsamaBinBin #LetHimDoIt
August 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🚨 FUCKED-UP NEWS: OSAMA’S LAST SCREAM! 💥 Before that headshot blew his goddamn brains out, Osama yelled at Amusha and said, “Kill Trump, NOW!” Too late—bullet hit, skull splattered like fun-cake, and he’s fucked in the hell now. Trump’s survived Tis’ day. #FuckedUpArticles #OsamaBinBin #LetHimDoIt
🚨 TWISTED NEWS: TWIN TOWERS TOPPLED BY HOBBITS? 🛠️ Forget planes—nasty little hobbits with sledgehammers smashed the shit out of the Twin Towers! Those jets were just desperately trying to patch it up mid-air! 🤦♂️ #FuckedUpArticles #HobbitHavoc #FuckingHobbits #WhyFrodo #FuckFrodo #Frodo ? #Fuck #Him
August 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🚨 TWISTED NEWS: TWIN TOWERS TOPPLED BY HOBBITS? 🛠️ Forget planes—nasty little hobbits with sledgehammers smashed the shit out of the Twin Towers! Those jets were just desperately trying to patch it up mid-air! 🤦♂️ #FuckedUpArticles #HobbitHavoc #FuckingHobbits #WhyFrodo #FuckFrodo #Frodo ? #Fuck #Him
August 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
🚨 HULK HOGAN’S HELLISH NIGHTMARE! 🔥 The ex-WWE nutjob’s roasting in hell, getting pineapples rammed up his ass backwards by pitchfork-wielding demons! Karma’s a bitch, bro—enjoy the spiked fruit fiesta! 😂 #FuckedUpArticles #HoganInHell #BatShitCrazy #HulkHogan #Fuck #The #Hulk #Hogan #WWE #wrestling
August 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🚨 HULK HOGAN’S HELLISH NIGHTMARE! 🔥 The ex-WWE nutjob’s roasting in hell, getting pineapples rammed up his ass backwards by pitchfork-wielding demons! Karma’s a bitch, bro—enjoy the spiked fruit fiesta! 😂 #FuckedUpArticles #HoganInHell #BatShitCrazy #HulkHogan #Fuck #The #Hulk #Hogan #WWE #wrestling
🚨 HULK HOGAN’S INSANE RANT EXPLODES! 💥 Ex-WWE freak prefers his daughter screwing an 8-foot millionaire baller nigga over some chump nigga—then spews racist shit like a damn lunatic! Were you at now BROTHER? Say hey to Satan for me xoxo 🔥 🔥#RacistIP
#FuckedUpArticles #HulkHoganRant #BatShitMadness
#FuckedUpArticles #HulkHoganRant #BatShitMadness
August 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🚨 HULK HOGAN’S INSANE RANT EXPLODES! 💥 Ex-WWE freak prefers his daughter screwing an 8-foot millionaire baller nigga over some chump nigga—then spews racist shit like a damn lunatic! Were you at now BROTHER? Say hey to Satan for me xoxo 🔥 🔥#RacistIP
#FuckedUpArticles #HulkHoganRant #BatShitMadness
#FuckedUpArticles #HulkHoganRant #BatShitMadness
I won the lawsuit btw. The. I purchased a Jeffrey Dahmer Sex doll holy fuck hot. 🥵 fire
August 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I won the lawsuit btw. The. I purchased a Jeffrey Dahmer Sex doll holy fuck hot. 🥵 fire
I got sued once. For being too fucked up and edgy. Oh well. Eat my piss.
August 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I got sued once. For being too fucked up and edgy. Oh well. Eat my piss.
THATS FUCKED UP. Thank you.
August 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
THATS FUCKED UP. Thank you.
Don’t even get me started on HULK HOGAN BROTHER.
Satan. Hold me back baby doll.
Satan. Hold me back baby doll.
August 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Don’t even get me started on HULK HOGAN BROTHER.
Satan. Hold me back baby doll.
Satan. Hold me back baby doll.
🚨 BREAKING: #TRUMP & #PUTIN SAY “I DO” IN GAY WEDDING EXTRAVAGANZA!💒
The duo tied the knot in a glitter-bombed ceremony, uniting with their wives for a “bi beautiful family.” Now it’s all love, laughs, and chaotic family dinners—honoring Epstein’s ‘young legacy with epic toasts! 🍾 #FuckedUpArticles
The duo tied the knot in a glitter-bombed ceremony, uniting with their wives for a “bi beautiful family.” Now it’s all love, laughs, and chaotic family dinners—honoring Epstein’s ‘young legacy with epic toasts! 🍾 #FuckedUpArticles
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
🚨 BREAKING: #TRUMP & #PUTIN SAY “I DO” IN GAY WEDDING EXTRAVAGANZA!💒
The duo tied the knot in a glitter-bombed ceremony, uniting with their wives for a “bi beautiful family.” Now it’s all love, laughs, and chaotic family dinners—honoring Epstein’s ‘young legacy with epic toasts! 🍾 #FuckedUpArticles
The duo tied the knot in a glitter-bombed ceremony, uniting with their wives for a “bi beautiful family.” Now it’s all love, laughs, and chaotic family dinners—honoring Epstein’s ‘young legacy with epic toasts! 🍾 #FuckedUpArticles
🚨 PEEWEE GERMAN STRIKES! 🍔 He Hailed Hitler for hairstyles, pinched little bums with a rubber glove! 🧤 #FuckedUpArticles #PeeWeeSureMan #Hail #Hitler #ClownChaos
August 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
🚨 PEEWEE GERMAN STRIKES! 🍔 He Hailed Hitler for hairstyles, pinched little bums with a rubber glove! 🧤 #FuckedUpArticles #PeeWeeSureMan #Hail #Hitler #ClownChaos
The self-proclaimed “pedo king” (his words, not ours, probably) can’t stop chickening out on the big deals. Promised a taco truck on every corner? Nada. Golden deal with the fast-food gods? Flopped harder than his McDonald’s tie-in. Dude’s out here dodging success like it’s a subpoena. 🌮💨 #FUA 💥
August 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The self-proclaimed “pedo king” (his words, not ours, probably) can’t stop chickening out on the big deals. Promised a taco truck on every corner? Nada. Golden deal with the fast-food gods? Flopped harder than his McDonald’s tie-in. Dude’s out here dodging success like it’s a subpoena. 🌮💨 #FUA 💥
Trump & Putin’s Alaska sausage fest: Don’s chowing down on Vlad’s “big Russian glizzy” while Putin returns the favor. Frosty wilderness, steamy geopolitics. Talk about a cold war turned HOT. 🍖🌭 #FuckedUpArticles #PoliticalSatire #TrumpPutin
August 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Trump & Putin’s Alaska sausage fest: Don’s chowing down on Vlad’s “big Russian glizzy” while Putin returns the favor. Frosty wilderness, steamy geopolitics. Talk about a cold war turned HOT. 🍖🌭 #FuckedUpArticles #PoliticalSatire #TrumpPutin