That's what they were programmed to do.

It's amazing what a difference it makes 😂

I only had first edition

(Dusts off my old Star Trek CCG collection)

MFers didn't realize I was in a hurry to get home so I could FINALLY watch my 4K restoration Director's Cut of Star Trek The Motion Picture on my day off.

(PS - I did a drive by after I dropped my daughter's lunch off a couple blocks away, and they did indeed disperse)

They hesitated, stopped yelling, put their hands down and stepped aside, so I could drive my VW Beetle out of the parking lot, while sipping on my Pellegrino and enjoying a choccy donut.

Being the sensible gentleman that I am, I sought to deescalate the situation. So I rolled down my window and yelled: "YO, GET THE F*** OUT OF THE WAY!".

As I was leaving the parking lot with her pink lunchbox on the dash, freshly packed, my way out of the store parking lot was blocked by two erratically parked muscle cars, in between them, two jacked dude-bros circling each other, yelling while in fighting stances.