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@davidjenkins.bsky.social
Twitter dm that reads “Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have IZZy on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.”
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I voted for you early! Hope you win 🫡
A picture of two Halloween 2025 voter stickers
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Izzy in a smore for @cannibalsnplaid.bsky.social
Chibi drawing of a tiny Izzy hands in a giant smore! The text says “IT’S FOCKING TOASTY”
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Happy Pride
Red text that says “EVERYONE GET MORE GAY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
June 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Izzy Hands says if you are trans you must live
Chibi of Izzy hands wearing a trans flag t shirt surrounded by colorful confetti. He is standing proud. The text states: Happy Pride!
June 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I barely check my straw page sorry for the late response. He reactivated his accounts today. I’ll also give him a heads up. You can also dm me/ reply to me for something like this , you’ll likely get a quicker response :)
Straw page gimmick “Hi, sorry to disturb but are you close with desis_planetarium on Twitter? I was planning on gifting them something for valentines but all his Twit socials are gone. You're the last interaction he has on Bluesky. Sorry if I'm bothering you or stressing you out with this info”
February 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Jim you are the father!

#getizzypregnant

(Comm for @daphnesvoid.bsky.social 💜💜💜)
Chibi drawing of Izzy Hands. He is holding a positive pregnancy test. In the right thought bubble is season 2 Jim Jimenez surrounded by oranges, orange blossom flowers and sparkles. They look determined. In the other three thought bubbles are from top bottom to right, Stede, Ed, and Lucius. All three are crossed out.
February 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Tweet “I’m not giving that back” A drawing of a penis with a pink bow. the text reads “sorry I dropped my p”
February 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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:3c

iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
RED FOX The witty flirt - Clever, playful, and loves to keep things exciting Prankster Infectious laugh Unconscious ly flirting Master of witty comebacks Speaks fluent sarcasm Super smug "Come here, a little closer, perfect..." squeezes your cheeks "Look at you, acting like you don't care. It's adorable, really." "Okay, okay, I'll stop messing with you... for now." smirks Packs tons of surprises • Teasing you is their hobby (will treat you well to make up for it) • Likes to keep it chill and fun, but gets serious when it counts • Lowkey head over heels for you honestly, it's ridiculously
February 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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electron spin explained: imagine a all that's rotating, except it's lot a ball and it's not rotating A diagram of 2 electrons and their orbitals
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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My local Catholic Church has an eagles flag out today
Tumblr post that reads “ ohevoyev Follow may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs (ohevoyev reblog) god has granted the philadelphia eagles victory and crushed those agents of satan beneath his righteous heel”
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Checking in on my friend who keeps chickens
Are the tia chickies still misbehaving? No, we threaten their lives if they act bad, we show them pictures of fast food chicken chains
February 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I like that it does this
Chiikawa hanging on a rope
February 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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whatever #squidgame #gihun
Chibi of Gihun from squid game with s1 hair. He is kneeling, crying with a leash and collar. He has yellow dog ears and tail. The text says pathetic. The speech bubble says hyung in Korean, with a broken heart and a pleading emoji.
February 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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God bless our glorious seal nation 🦭🌈🫡
Drawing of a cute seal with a rainbow above it. the text states “EATING SHIT AND THROWING ROCKS AT FASCISTS”
January 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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For some reason I just received these two now 😭 him tiddies ❤️
Chibi drawing of Izzy hands naked. His tits are huge and hairy with a frown. He is saying “Jotto onichan”
January 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Going to uni away from home
A comic read right to left up then down. First panel, a series of text messages that read “come over, Too far 🥺🥺🥺, They should move (My uni) closer so I can see you every…” Second panel, the same series of text messages “come over, Too far 🥺🥺🥺, They should move (My uni) closer so I can see you everyday” The last message is heart reacted by the recipient Third panel, the same series of text messages, except there is a phone call from the recipient Last panel, a small figure smiling and answering the call. The caller says “hi, how’s school, I miss you ❤️” The figure says “hai, I’ve missed you too ❤️”
January 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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HELP
Tiktok screenshot. The text says “tiktok and the US had the craziest crash out break up in history & broke no contact in less than 24 hours. so real”
January 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Somewhere warm 🍊
Oluwande bear plushy wearing an orange beanie and pin!
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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She loves it
Photo of a person holding a phone. It’s a XHS post of Americans posting their cats as “pet tax” to continue using the app
January 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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My sister is showing me Americans on XHS, she is very entertained
Picture of a white man teaching Chinese to English speakers on a live stream on XiaoHongShu.
January 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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OUTISIHFKAKND THIS IS SO CUTE 😭💖 tysm :0 <3!!
A tiny Izzy in a pouch. He has a tiny middle finger. The text reads “I gift you an Izzy (ignore the raised middle finger, he does that)”
January 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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PSA: HIS FAT TITS !!! 💥📢‼️

TY @multifandomhomo.bsky.social
Gorgeous drawing of Izzy hands from the torso up. He is frowning. His boobs are huge with two x on his nipples.
January 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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So cuteeeeee, unfortunately, I’m going to eat it because it looks delicious
Stellar drawing of a rosy maple moth, it is pink and yellow.
January 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Beautiful fish, serene and mysterious. I can’t help but wonder, Where is she heading..?
Gorgeous rendering of a fish. Red outline, black details.
January 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM