If that pick keeps him in Eugene, it’s like the opposite of a Pyrrhic victory — meaningless tonight, win for us in 2026

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It’s such a tricky thing with the amazing throws I’m seeing.
Never seen them before in green and yellow on this level of consistency and effortlessness,

Buuuuuuuut, he may have nothing left to prove because of this, so god how do I rank that?

Greatest is MM8 by a country mile and it’s maybe a dead heat if we go all the way and claim a natty this year — definitely hard to call someone the Greatest who only starts one year for the ducks (if he goes pro in 26)

But Best?
Different question imo

(My god I’m Fentressing into the sun.)

He hasn’t had his Michigan State 3rd down flip yet for sure

But yeah, his ceiling is on another planet

The distinction without a difference might seem silly but we’ve NEVER had a guy who can put the ball on the numbers like this.

We’ve had talent at that position for sure (Bo Nix’s pro portfolio already speaks for itself) but my god.

The little note in the middle is what kills me

Fossil fuels

It’s in the name

bone dirt powers everything. Bone dirt that’s not growing on trees

Even if burning it didn’t produce greenhouse gases, the then-yet-still-inevitable demise of every public infrastructure is oppressingly evident

Artists rendition:

Handsome pair of black crocs would probably go over well if you got gavel and scale charms to pin in them

Also worth stating:

This is an indisputably holiday-themed picture whose inciting action involves 2 classically male performers doing a somewhat drag number called “Sisters” before fleeing the local authorities on a train.

Just a delightful sequence.

The one in that scene is the only contender I got - “tell me one good reason // let’s just say we’re doin it for a pal in the army // well that’s not good but it’s a reason”

For sandwich stuff for the sandwich shop?