F. S. Barton-Coleman
@fsxbc.bsky.social
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy 👑 💙💛🌻 🐸🐸🐸
I have shaken the Magic 8 ball, and the answer is "my sources say no". 🎱
September 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I have shaken the Magic 8 ball, and the answer is "my sources say no". 🎱
Also- let's not forget this:
"The American people are with us"- as he stands totally alone.
Couldn't even manage the optics of this one. 🤔
"The American people are with us"- as he stands totally alone.
Couldn't even manage the optics of this one. 🤔
June 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Also- let's not forget this:
"The American people are with us"- as he stands totally alone.
Couldn't even manage the optics of this one. 🤔
"The American people are with us"- as he stands totally alone.
Couldn't even manage the optics of this one. 🤔
It's a shiny new Market Manipulation Day! Every day.
Because TACO. 🌮 🐔
Trump Always Chickens Out!
Because TACO. 🌮 🐔
Trump Always Chickens Out!
May 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's a shiny new Market Manipulation Day! Every day.
Because TACO. 🌮 🐔
Trump Always Chickens Out!
Because TACO. 🌮 🐔
Trump Always Chickens Out!
Cool. Cool. So if there's no classified info, Goldberg can just go ahead and publish the whole chat, right?
Let's call their bluff on this one. 🤡
Let's call their bluff on this one. 🤡
March 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Cool. Cool. So if there's no classified info, Goldberg can just go ahead and publish the whole chat, right?
Let's call their bluff on this one. 🤡
Let's call their bluff on this one. 🤡
Introducing the new MSNBC line-up. 🤨
February 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Introducing the new MSNBC line-up. 🤨
Did any of you vote to bring this back? I didn't.
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Did any of you vote to bring this back? I didn't.
Grok on Twitter thinks I'm a sharp wit. Proof positive that Musk ruined the platform. 🤣😂🤣😂
February 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Grok on Twitter thinks I'm a sharp wit. Proof positive that Musk ruined the platform. 🤣😂🤣😂
Here's her final, glorious salvo. I'm apparently broken, waiting for an angel, in possession of a sorry ass... Kill me with flattery, why dontcha? 😂
February 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Here's her final, glorious salvo. I'm apparently broken, waiting for an angel, in possession of a sorry ass... Kill me with flattery, why dontcha? 😂
Havin' a spicy exchange with a moron at the other place, vis a vis Musk and his lame ass Social Security quest. Enjoy!
She ended it by declaring me to be a bot- just as I was explaining to her what a bot actually is, since she was wrong on that subject too. As we all know- the struggle is real. 😂
She ended it by declaring me to be a bot- just as I was explaining to her what a bot actually is, since she was wrong on that subject too. As we all know- the struggle is real. 😂
February 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Havin' a spicy exchange with a moron at the other place, vis a vis Musk and his lame ass Social Security quest. Enjoy!
She ended it by declaring me to be a bot- just as I was explaining to her what a bot actually is, since she was wrong on that subject too. As we all know- the struggle is real. 😂
She ended it by declaring me to be a bot- just as I was explaining to her what a bot actually is, since she was wrong on that subject too. As we all know- the struggle is real. 😂
4 Top N.Y.C. Officials Plan to Resign - NYT
Four deputy mayors to Eric Adams are expected to leave after the outgoing U.S. attorney for Manhattan accused the mayor of trading cooperation with President Trump’s immigration crackdown for a dismissal of his criminal indictment.
Four deputy mayors to Eric Adams are expected to leave after the outgoing U.S. attorney for Manhattan accused the mayor of trading cooperation with President Trump’s immigration crackdown for a dismissal of his criminal indictment.
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
4 Top N.Y.C. Officials Plan to Resign - NYT
Four deputy mayors to Eric Adams are expected to leave after the outgoing U.S. attorney for Manhattan accused the mayor of trading cooperation with President Trump’s immigration crackdown for a dismissal of his criminal indictment.
Four deputy mayors to Eric Adams are expected to leave after the outgoing U.S. attorney for Manhattan accused the mayor of trading cooperation with President Trump’s immigration crackdown for a dismissal of his criminal indictment.
MAGA out here claiming to be proficient in legacy programming like COBOL is a fun new tactic I didn't expect. Musk says 400 yr old folks are receiving benefits!🤡
That being said- those DOGE punks better keep their hands off our Social Security. Meanwhile, maybe take a class at IIT, or even ITT! 😂
That being said- those DOGE punks better keep their hands off our Social Security. Meanwhile, maybe take a class at IIT, or even ITT! 😂
February 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
MAGA out here claiming to be proficient in legacy programming like COBOL is a fun new tactic I didn't expect. Musk says 400 yr old folks are receiving benefits!🤡
That being said- those DOGE punks better keep their hands off our Social Security. Meanwhile, maybe take a class at IIT, or even ITT! 😂
That being said- those DOGE punks better keep their hands off our Social Security. Meanwhile, maybe take a class at IIT, or even ITT! 😂
Love the defense elsewhere (one guess where) of Hegseth drinking at a televised presser.
i.e. "It's water!" The only place I know that has water this brown is Flint, Michigan. Not a joke. Unlike the child-suit he's wearing, which is ridiculous.😂
i.e. "It's water!" The only place I know that has water this brown is Flint, Michigan. Not a joke. Unlike the child-suit he's wearing, which is ridiculous.😂
February 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Love the defense elsewhere (one guess where) of Hegseth drinking at a televised presser.
i.e. "It's water!" The only place I know that has water this brown is Flint, Michigan. Not a joke. Unlike the child-suit he's wearing, which is ridiculous.😂
i.e. "It's water!" The only place I know that has water this brown is Flint, Michigan. Not a joke. Unlike the child-suit he's wearing, which is ridiculous.😂
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Art imitating life on #ParadiseHulu. Addictive and simultaneously terrifying viewing. 😬
My favorite new show.
If only we had a fake sky, too, and could put this up for the general population to see. 🚨 😱🙏
My favorite new show.
If only we had a fake sky, too, and could put this up for the general population to see. 🚨 😱🙏
February 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Art imitating life on #ParadiseHulu. Addictive and simultaneously terrifying viewing. 😬
My favorite new show.
If only we had a fake sky, too, and could put this up for the general population to see. 🚨 😱🙏
My favorite new show.
If only we had a fake sky, too, and could put this up for the general population to see. 🚨 😱🙏
Here's the info for Tampa. Be there! 🌴👍
February 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Here's the info for Tampa. Be there! 🌴👍
At this point, feels like South Korea is just dragging us for what we were incapable of doing.🤨
January 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
At this point, feels like South Korea is just dragging us for what we were incapable of doing.🤨
It's Inauguration Day, and I'm in Floriduh. Prepping for any unpleasant exchanges like I'm Mikey in the "Fishes" episode of The Bear.
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's Inauguration Day, and I'm in Floriduh. Prepping for any unpleasant exchanges like I'm Mikey in the "Fishes" episode of The Bear.
Me, hearing that David Lynch has died. Just gutted. For the weird, "art school kids" of the late 70's- he made us feel ok.
I had an original "Eraserhead- I Saw It" pin from a 1977 premiere. My boss at work stole it. Never forgot. Will never forgive.
I had an original "Eraserhead- I Saw It" pin from a 1977 premiere. My boss at work stole it. Never forgot. Will never forgive.
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me, hearing that David Lynch has died. Just gutted. For the weird, "art school kids" of the late 70's- he made us feel ok.
I had an original "Eraserhead- I Saw It" pin from a 1977 premiere. My boss at work stole it. Never forgot. Will never forgive.
I had an original "Eraserhead- I Saw It" pin from a 1977 premiere. My boss at work stole it. Never forgot. Will never forgive.
It's right on the building!
January 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's right on the building!
Every time the GOP mentions "Equal Justice" in this Pam Bondi hearing:
January 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Every time the GOP mentions "Equal Justice" in this Pam Bondi hearing:
Walgreens plan was:
January 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Walgreens plan was:
Oxford-educated Foghorn Leghorn (Sen John Kennedy) takes up the questioning at Pam Bondi's confirmation hearing, using his artificially-acquired corn pone accent.
January 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oxford-educated Foghorn Leghorn (Sen John Kennedy) takes up the questioning at Pam Bondi's confirmation hearing, using his artificially-acquired corn pone accent.
Pam Bondi giving big "Guys and Dolls" energy at her confirmation hearing today. 👀
January 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pam Bondi giving big "Guys and Dolls" energy at her confirmation hearing today. 👀
Jason Carter is the president I want. 🙏
January 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jason Carter is the president I want. 🙏