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fryingpansandfires.bsky.social
@fryingpansandfires.bsky.social
I bet you could captured all the content in 87 slides.
July 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How badly would it suck to take a swing and watch the baby pop fly to the warning track!
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The skin/flesh coloring is wonderfully grotesque and vile. I find myself disgusted.
June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My exact experience. The theatre is pushing some new technology about Laser lights.
May 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Roosters.

I had a rooster that chased my girlfriend through a field until she collapsed.
May 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is uncomfortably sexual and also very insensitive. What if Atlanta wants to cuddle a little right after?
April 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Who needs factories?
March 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Oof. That sucks.
January 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
W🤤h🤤e🤤r🤤e?
January 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I stumbled onto Shining Force I at a Blockbuster and never looked back.
January 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Best game. Only game of that length that I’ve played multiple times over multiple decades.
January 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m a dedicated ultra-economy flier. It’s a form of enlightenment through asceticism. You’re better for the experience.
January 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
24 good meals makes me so sad for her. Can you imagine the quality of sex given the odds it was not preceded by a good meal?
January 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I appreciate that this comment is obviously entirely without irony or sarcasm.
December 26, 2024 at 2:31 AM
What square is giving Santa carrots?
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Throw a rager with a selective guest list on the 7th then?
December 24, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I totally admit I vanished into the night.

Directly into my Lyft to my sofa from which I did not move for two whole days.
December 21, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I’m sure the AI-service pricing plan will remain low and thoughtfully built around the good of children and not on maximizing profit and capturing market share.
December 19, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I was just reading how they used eggnog with 20% booze to preserve eggs! Absolutely hammered.
December 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Ohhhhhh!
December 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
10 yr old basketball is one of the more thrilling sports I’ve ever seen. Every point counts, so every basket is rich with drama and suspense.
December 14, 2024 at 8:53 PM
The thirsty neighbor.
December 14, 2024 at 12:10 AM
“Wow. That’s terrific bass.”
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Doing it with a wad in his lip just to add some panache.
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 PM