A Telltale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe synopsis:
“I’m good and normal. Gonna kill this dude because of his fucked up eye. Gotta see that eye. Hell yeah I killed that fucked up dude. I’m the best and most normal. Hello officers. Holy shit yall talk a lot. Please shut up. Oh my god yes fine i killed him”

Whole Foods pickle section is surprisingly ass

Should be easier to get a cup of soup when out n about.

Putting one of those acne star stickers on a gunshot wound of a hemorrhoid

triscuits and cheese and a pickle is a really good dinner

deification. no sneezing. don't give a fuck if I shit my ass peeing.

Goldeneye n64 with the paintball mode.

Lookie lookie I got hookie

Dude next to me at the bar ranting about how American women aren’t feminine while he’s drinking a cosmo

Being good at stuff must be crazy.

Perishing from the falling sickness.

Really wish I was a medieval ale conner.

Slurping lo mein from the carton in tasteful way, at 12:23am.

Too many people talkin about video games on here.