Was watching YouTube videos about climbing Everest and then felt what I imagine was a similar sense of accomplishment after I hauled my ass up the stairs

The goodnights underwear for kids commercial claims it can hold 3 water bottles of liquid. Maybe we can get them to make larger sizes so we can sleep through the night

Watching crime/cop shows leads to hearing words like redouble and irregardless far too frequently

Does anyone else's husband have a little song he sings while doing a little wiggle dance on the couch when he gets to take a nap? "Nappy time. Nappy, nappy, nappy time" it's cute

My kid cleaned his room and unearthed this goatse inspired painting

Roku has a commercial with a family screaming at each other. Awesome. Because there's not enough family screaming at each other in my real life

Watching people spend far too long struggling to figure out how to make their phone stop audibly ringing in court is always entertaining. Except when they're sitting directly next to me and I'm afraid the court might think I'm with this person

No, HD Supply, I do not want to add $87 to my order to save $60

I've been trying to write a "I'm not going to work tomorrow" text to my boss for like 20 minutes. Like I feel the need to justify it which results in my whole life story

Netflix is failing so hard right now

Drunk and about to get belligerent if Netflix doesn't get its shit together

My new temp just asked me if it matters what side of the envelope she puts the stamp on and now I feel like a fucking dinosaur