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FrumpyJello
@frumpyjello.bsky.social
Eat cheese, drink coffee, read books. Ball cancer survivor living with HIV. Solving personal mental health issues with comedy and memes.

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I'm the BEST uncle
September 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I tripped over nothing carrying a stack of books and it took me almost 1/8th of a mile to fall. If the front door had been open, I'd have ended up outside
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I want you all to know that I weighed in at 222lbs, then pooped, and weighed in at 221.6lbs.

Follow me for more weightloss tips
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Those shorts are at least bi-curious
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tonight I grabbed a hot pan handle immediately after telling myself not to do that
August 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Somewhere in an alternate universe, there's a Spiderman climbing a building with his suction capable butthole.
July 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My thighs meet in the middle, don't talk to me with that tone.
July 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I wanna see a historic plate on a '05 Honda Civic
July 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hey friends, if you fill up the bathtub for an Epsom salt soak because you're me, an old, please remember that water displacement is a thing. Whether you're 6'2 220lbs, or any size really. When you get in, the water level rises.

Bathroom floor is clean now at least 😏
July 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
July 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Accidentally said "My body, your choice" and now I'm being invited to a kink group on FB
June 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The aggression of drivers when they're in the wrong needs to be studied.
June 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
June 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Own 6k dragons and revive Betty White.
June 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm gonna be 'Defying Gravity' after this double kicks in #Gershwin #Wicked #NYC
June 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tyler drew me this for my birthday 🥰
June 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I got Tyler a lil planter for his desk ✨️🥰
May 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
May 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
May 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ikea, fake monitor cover:

"Learg a Läjends"
April 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Peak adulting is farting into your $300 air purifier to see if it works
April 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Maybe I'm hyper sensitive today as I sit in the cancer center waiting to talk to my oncologist about my post-chemo memory problems 🥲😬
April 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Dad has stabilized, surgery either Thursday or Friday.

Thank you for all th le well wishes, thots, and pears
April 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dad is in the hospital because he didn't want to be a nuisance and bother my sister (whom he lives with). It's looking like he might not be a nuisance for much longer 😢

Please please please, if something is wrong or off, just speak up, someone will help you.
April 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Frivolous purchase of the day? Giant Snorlax Squishmallow
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM