FrumpyJello
@frumpyjello.bsky.social
Eat cheese, drink coffee, read books. Ball cancer survivor living with HIV. Solving personal mental health issues with comedy and memes.
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I'm the BEST uncle
September 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm the BEST uncle
I tripped over nothing carrying a stack of books and it took me almost 1/8th of a mile to fall. If the front door had been open, I'd have ended up outside
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I tripped over nothing carrying a stack of books and it took me almost 1/8th of a mile to fall. If the front door had been open, I'd have ended up outside
I want you all to know that I weighed in at 222lbs, then pooped, and weighed in at 221.6lbs.
Follow me for more weightloss tips
Follow me for more weightloss tips
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I want you all to know that I weighed in at 222lbs, then pooped, and weighed in at 221.6lbs.
Follow me for more weightloss tips
Follow me for more weightloss tips
Those shorts are at least bi-curious
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Those shorts are at least bi-curious
Tonight I grabbed a hot pan handle immediately after telling myself not to do that
August 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tonight I grabbed a hot pan handle immediately after telling myself not to do that
Somewhere in an alternate universe, there's a Spiderman climbing a building with his suction capable butthole.
July 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Somewhere in an alternate universe, there's a Spiderman climbing a building with his suction capable butthole.
My thighs meet in the middle, don't talk to me with that tone.
July 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My thighs meet in the middle, don't talk to me with that tone.
I wanna see a historic plate on a '05 Honda Civic
July 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I wanna see a historic plate on a '05 Honda Civic
Hey friends, if you fill up the bathtub for an Epsom salt soak because you're me, an old, please remember that water displacement is a thing. Whether you're 6'2 220lbs, or any size really. When you get in, the water level rises.
Bathroom floor is clean now at least 😏
Bathroom floor is clean now at least 😏
July 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hey friends, if you fill up the bathtub for an Epsom salt soak because you're me, an old, please remember that water displacement is a thing. Whether you're 6'2 220lbs, or any size really. When you get in, the water level rises.
Bathroom floor is clean now at least 😏
Bathroom floor is clean now at least 😏
Accidentally said "My body, your choice" and now I'm being invited to a kink group on FB
June 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Accidentally said "My body, your choice" and now I'm being invited to a kink group on FB
The aggression of drivers when they're in the wrong needs to be studied.
June 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The aggression of drivers when they're in the wrong needs to be studied.
Own 6k dragons and revive Betty White.
June 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Own 6k dragons and revive Betty White.
June 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tyler drew me this for my birthday 🥰
June 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Tyler drew me this for my birthday 🥰
I got Tyler a lil planter for his desk ✨️🥰
May 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I got Tyler a lil planter for his desk ✨️🥰
Ikea, fake monitor cover:
"Learg a Läjends"
"Learg a Läjends"
April 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ikea, fake monitor cover:
"Learg a Läjends"
"Learg a Läjends"
Peak adulting is farting into your $300 air purifier to see if it works
April 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Peak adulting is farting into your $300 air purifier to see if it works
Maybe I'm hyper sensitive today as I sit in the cancer center waiting to talk to my oncologist about my post-chemo memory problems 🥲😬
April 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Maybe I'm hyper sensitive today as I sit in the cancer center waiting to talk to my oncologist about my post-chemo memory problems 🥲😬
Dad has stabilized, surgery either Thursday or Friday.
Thank you for all th le well wishes, thots, and pears
Thank you for all th le well wishes, thots, and pears
April 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dad has stabilized, surgery either Thursday or Friday.
Thank you for all th le well wishes, thots, and pears
Thank you for all th le well wishes, thots, and pears
Dad is in the hospital because he didn't want to be a nuisance and bother my sister (whom he lives with). It's looking like he might not be a nuisance for much longer 😢
Please please please, if something is wrong or off, just speak up, someone will help you.
Please please please, if something is wrong or off, just speak up, someone will help you.
April 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dad is in the hospital because he didn't want to be a nuisance and bother my sister (whom he lives with). It's looking like he might not be a nuisance for much longer 😢
Please please please, if something is wrong or off, just speak up, someone will help you.
Please please please, if something is wrong or off, just speak up, someone will help you.
Frivolous purchase of the day? Giant Snorlax Squishmallow
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Frivolous purchase of the day? Giant Snorlax Squishmallow