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Ian@FruityFeetArt
@fruityfeetart.bsky.social
Just seeing where I can go with Digital Art, Original Characters and ideas...
Currently working on a website for FruityFeetArt.
Designing from scratch and coding.
The project has two guiding principles, it mustn’t look like a website and NO STRAIGHT LINES…😹🥩
September 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“It’s taken 3 days but we finally caught the rare Glimmerings on film”
The @BBC @Springwatch crew staked out in the Cotswolds to witness them.
“They even made a fire,” said Clive the cameraman, “though once they warmed up the smell was pure damp socks in vinegar. Humbling… but I needed a mask.”
September 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“It’s taken 3 days but we finally caught the rare Glimmerings on film”
The @BBC @Springwatch crew staked out in the Cotswolds to witness them.
“They even made a fire,” said Clive the cameraman, “though once they warmed up the smell was pure damp socks in vinegar. Humbling… but I needed a mask.”
September 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Another Avatar for Contacts.
Here’s Hamish, my Dentist.
Can’t wait to show him…🙀😹
September 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Another Avatar for Contacts.
Here’s Hamish, my Dentist.
Can’t wait to show him…🙀😹
September 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
“When I were a lad, Dad said they were fireflies. But I knows now they be Glimmerings—rare golden mice of the Cotswolds. Springwatch called ’em Aureolus Triticum. Blimey O’Riley—what’s wrong with Glimmerings?” – Geoff Summernut
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“When I were a lad, Dad said they were fireflies. But I knows now they be Glimmerings—rare golden mice of the Cotswolds. Springwatch called ’em Aureolus Triticum. Blimey O’Riley—what’s wrong with Glimmerings?” – Geoff Summernut
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Noah and Liza’s Bake off…
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Noah watched Extreme Survival once. Now he’s dangling steak from a pulley to lure the neighbour’s dog—with Brian’s weights as bait. A&E again. The paramedic called it ingenious. Julie just called it Tuesday…
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Noah watched Extreme Survival once. Now he’s dangling steak from a pulley to lure the neighbour’s dog—with Brian’s weights as bait. A&E again. The paramedic called it ingenious. Julie just called it Tuesday…
September 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Another Avatar for Contacts.
Here’s our Plumber, Gary,
with his much used catchphrase…
September 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Decided to use Avatars for Contacts.
Here’s our Electrician called Dave,
with his catchphrase…
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Durham Uni’s Mr Appleyard came to run the Stanford Marshmallow Test at Noah’s playgroup. One choccy biccy now or three later. Noah doesn’t do ‘later’—he snatched the biscuit, nicked the packet from his jacket and nearly took his finger. Never test a Demon Baby’s patience…
September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Durham Uni’s Mr Appleyard came to run the Stanford Marshmallow Test at Noah’s playgroup. One choccy biccy now or three later. Noah doesn’t do ‘later’—he snatched the biscuit, nicked the packet from his jacket and nearly took his finger. Never test a Demon Baby’s patience…
September 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Meet Terry the Lion Dandy 🌼🦁
“Yes, I look like a dandelion—squint and ignore the legs, you’ll see it.”
Ex-football mascot turned hospital-opener, he’s heard every weed joke going.
“Yes I have a girlfriend and no, her name isn’t Daisy”
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Meet Terry the Lion Dandy 🌼🦁
“Yes, I look like a dandelion—squint and ignore the legs, you’ll see it.”
Ex-football mascot turned hospital-opener, he’s heard every weed joke going.
“Yes I have a girlfriend and no, her name isn’t Daisy”
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
September 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
“Shift & a half at Baoshan Steel. tED 三百六十 clears furnaces: ‘Left home with 3 arms, came back with zilch. Still, silver lining—repair station’s got a Bot I don’t mind seeing.’ Talk of replacements isn’t popular: ‘Wait till their limbs melt & the perma-tan won’t scrub off!’”
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Shift & a half at Baoshan Steel. tED 三百六十 clears furnaces: ‘Left home with 3 arms, came back with zilch. Still, silver lining—repair station’s got a Bot I don’t mind seeing.’ Talk of replacements isn’t popular: ‘Wait till their limbs melt & the perma-tan won’t scrub off!’”
September 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Noah’s first nightmare unsettled everyone. His steak throwing left fresh marks on the ceiling, his skin turned ghostly white, and for once he spared the Goldfinch outside. Terrifying, noisy, chaotic… and yet, somewhere in there, was a flicker of something almost niceness!…
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Noah’s first nightmare unsettled everyone. His steak throwing left fresh marks on the ceiling, his skin turned ghostly white, and for once he spared the Goldfinch outside. Terrifying, noisy, chaotic… and yet, somewhere in there, was a flicker of something almost niceness!…
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In the world where spoons dance ‘til noon
and eggs fry themselves by the pool
the nose likes to go for a walk and a dunk
in the tea when it’s finally cool
a blue Ant looking on said he he wanted to go
but the nose just gave a wink and a bubbly blow…
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In the world where spoons dance ‘til noon
and eggs fry themselves by the pool
the nose likes to go for a walk and a dunk
in the tea when it’s finally cool
a blue Ant looking on said he he wanted to go
but the nose just gave a wink and a bubbly blow…
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Celia Minute isn’t just a living sculpture — she is sculpture. With a vet for a surgeon & a memoir called Life in the Envelope, she warns of “the gummed flap of oppression.” Performance art just sealed its own future…
September 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Celia Minute isn’t just a living sculpture — she is sculpture. With a vet for a surgeon & a memoir called Life in the Envelope, she warns of “the gummed flap of oppression.” Performance art just sealed its own future…
September 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM