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fruitlewds.bsky.social
Gourd-y La forge
@fruitlewds.bsky.social
220 followers 700 following 180 posts
🔞30s mixed midwesterner - he/him - mind is usually on food, farming, and sometimes archaeology (a “loess cannon”, if you will)🔞

Dating the peanut butter freak

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We went to Spirit and H-Mooooort
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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The law abides the chatelaine

(Victorian utility belt returns to fashion, more at 11:00)
Color photo of an ornate silvery metal adornment pinned to dress waist - there are many more small otherwise pocket-sized metal objects suspended from it
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Because here’s my boyfriend assigned jaguar sona (origin of current handle, sag-uar) that came to him in a dream
Digital doodle of squatting Orange Jaguar in tee shirt and no pants presenting his dick and large balls as if taking a selfie with his phone
August 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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We DID it

Here’s proof.

Also furikake rules
Color photo of bowl of food in a hand with two superimposed animals over feet in the bg Food in bowl is seasoned rice with egg and cilantro and green colored seasoning with sesame seeds on top Animal stickers censoring feet are: puppy with tongue sticking out and a bear
August 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Excellent….
Digital collage image of puma grasping giant sweaty Modelo bottle
August 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I HEARD WE POSTIN LOCK SCREENS

🏳️‍🌈💕❤️: @chubchow.bsky.social
Digital illustration of Wolf and Bear cuddled together in the style of Neolithic cave painting.
August 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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When you get called “Good Boy”

….Alternatively - he topo on my chico till I explodo-chico
Color photo of a can of raspberry lemon topo-chico. The top of the can has swollen and bulged and the can is wet and leaking…
July 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The sweltering corn sweat heatwave is ON in the Midwest and I think we really ought to raze it all, plant prairie, celebrate with a cold beer, and get back to Buffalo sweat instead

Revisiting a HIT from @labradorszn.bsky.social
Color illustration of heavy anthro buffalo masturbating with a beer can themed stroking toy labeled “Buffalo Sweat” The Buffalo is various shades of brown. He’s sweating, eyes are unfocused, and one hand is tweaking his nipple while he holds and fucks the stroker. Text in image reads, “Oooooooh, fuuuuuuuuuck.”
July 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM