@fruitility.bsky.social
I bought my dad a journal to help him combat dementia but he thinks writing in diaries is gay
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I bought my dad a journal to help him combat dementia but he thinks writing in diaries is gay
When I’m finally post-menopausal I’m going to exclusively communicate to family though my weekly podcast
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When I’m finally post-menopausal I’m going to exclusively communicate to family though my weekly podcast
Taking the train at 3am means choosing btw the jerkoff car or the shit n piss car or the crack smoke car or the empty car where it’s just you and one man and he won’t stop staring
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Taking the train at 3am means choosing btw the jerkoff car or the shit n piss car or the crack smoke car or the empty car where it’s just you and one man and he won’t stop staring
So a working Olympus LT-1 fell into my lap and I’ve already ruined two rolls of film by opening the back camera. We’re off to a great start ☺️
October 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
So a working Olympus LT-1 fell into my lap and I’ve already ruined two rolls of film by opening the back camera. We’re off to a great start ☺️
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
Selling clips of me gnawing my hands until they bleed as captcha 💕
February 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Selling clips of me gnawing my hands until they bleed as captcha 💕
The american military is so slutty and desperate they'll let me keep my lashes while I sink unidentified vesels (life rafts) and the terrorists who operate them (migrant children)
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
The american military is so slutty and desperate they'll let me keep my lashes while I sink unidentified vesels (life rafts) and the terrorists who operate them (migrant children)
I need my rollerskates where are my rollerskates i need my rollerskates
October 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I need my rollerskates where are my rollerskates i need my rollerskates
Can i be a straight lipstick lesbian?
September 12, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Can i be a straight lipstick lesbian?
Confession: I got snot on the communal coke straw ☹️
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Confession: I got snot on the communal coke straw ☹️
Using chatgpt to reparent myself like Turing intended
September 5, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Using chatgpt to reparent myself like Turing intended
I am witnessing first hand through my increasing love of solitude how cat ladies are made 😌
September 3, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I am witnessing first hand through my increasing love of solitude how cat ladies are made 😌
Just made $50 by promising to take a plan b--we are so fucking back
August 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Just made $50 by promising to take a plan b--we are so fucking back
A man who truly loves you would never impregnate you ❤️
July 19, 2024 at 12:36 PM
A man who truly loves you would never impregnate you ❤️
Head Head Honcho son or Throatzilla daughter??
July 16, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Head Head Honcho son or Throatzilla daughter??
Today would have been 1 year without drinking had I not crashed out in December and pissed all over my ex's front door and broke his window
July 13, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Today would have been 1 year without drinking had I not crashed out in December and pissed all over my ex's front door and broke his window
Ngl--that tw**t about djing on your stomach has changed my life
July 13, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Ngl--that tw**t about djing on your stomach has changed my life
Mon Cheri! Mon Pupi! Deux Incel a Meme. 👯🏻
July 10, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Mon Cheri! Mon Pupi! Deux Incel a Meme. 👯🏻
My ex is building an ai gf like Im not standing right here literally brainless!!
July 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
My ex is building an ai gf like Im not standing right here literally brainless!!
Moving to bsky honestly feels like moving to a new school district where nobody has seen my holes yet. Very promising.
July 6, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Moving to bsky honestly feels like moving to a new school district where nobody has seen my holes yet. Very promising.
I would bleach my shower but I just think pink mold is cute idk
July 6, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I would bleach my shower but I just think pink mold is cute idk
How is woody allen not dead yet
June 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
How is woody allen not dead yet