It’s so fucking funny how important she thinks she is and how little anyone gives a shit about her nonstop opinions. She’s wrong like all the damn time, maybe every single time and maybe 1 out of 80 things she says she eventually has to walk back later. If only she realized it should be everything

glug glugg

this is the system we deserve and it sucks so many chunks

Every single computer and tv screen just has Ms Rachel on loop, it’s fucking madness

The only buffet I ever go to now is the Indian place by me for lunch, it’s like one of the few instances where making a big batch of the food doesn’t effect the quality in any way. They usually also have 2 or so rotating dishes that change so I get to try stuff I’d likely never order and love it

I want him to not exist anymore

Sounds like a perfect day ❤️

My favorite is when they ask for context of something and it’s completely wrong, usually has zero to do with whatever they were asked and then they just believe the fake information. Gotta imagine the culmination of that constantly happening is making them so much more clueless about everything

nobody likes a young careerist in anything. they secrete something vile and pompous

but what if you had a new land rover????

i keep saying reverse SCOTUSism in my head and can't stop laughing

antfia raised my medicare premiums and ill never forgive them for that

I always knew you were a good boy

Good question, Kong definitely doesn’t seem like the grower type either. Maybe something did happen to it which is why he is so mad all the time