Craigmentation Fault
@frozenexports.net
Software creation enthusiast, core dumper.
Opinions should not be taken to be representative of any company employing me.
Opinions should not be taken to be representative of any company employing me.
I've named him Big Jim. He's my son now.
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I've named him Big Jim. He's my son now.
Seattle, you are out of order. There are *families* in this store.
October 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Seattle, you are out of order. There are *families* in this store.
On my shit (a WA state ferry) again.
Ferries still rule.
Ferries still rule.
May 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
On my shit (a WA state ferry) again.
Ferries still rule.
Ferries still rule.
I could claim I never learned to read, yeah?
March 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I could claim I never learned to read, yeah?
The youth are out in these streets evangelizing!
February 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The youth are out in these streets evangelizing!
Guys. You're never going to believe who shops at my grocery store.
December 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Guys. You're never going to believe who shops at my grocery store.
Long dog wishing you all a Merry Christmas!
December 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Long dog wishing you all a Merry Christmas!
Cleaning out the tools in the basement. Zero memory of these entering my life. Zero idea what they could possibly be for.
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Cleaning out the tools in the basement. Zero memory of these entering my life. Zero idea what they could possibly be for.
The feast approaches.
November 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
The feast approaches.
I regret nothing!
October 12, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I regret nothing!
Seattle graffiti never fails to puzzle. The punctuation alone!
September 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Seattle graffiti never fails to puzzle. The punctuation alone!
Train got me to Portland late so my target lunch spot closed before I could get there. Decided to just walk a bit and SEND HELP PORTLAND IS TRYING TO KILL ME
September 6, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Train got me to Portland late so my target lunch spot closed before I could get there. Decided to just walk a bit and SEND HELP PORTLAND IS TRYING TO KILL ME
Movin' right along
August 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Movin' right along
Rowdy! Time for your walk! Where are ya, bu-
August 13, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Rowdy! Time for your walk! Where are ya, bu-
Greater Astoria/Cannon Beach area coming through with my favorite postcards to date.
June 21, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Greater Astoria/Cannon Beach area coming through with my favorite postcards to date.
Goddamn this dog is happy.
June 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Goddamn this dog is happy.
Dog spends all day being a grumbly pain in the ass. Then my daughter comes down with a fever. He walks into her room while she's sleeping, gives her a good sniff and then takes up guard position at the foot of her bed. Dogs, man. Just too good to be true.
April 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Dog spends all day being a grumbly pain in the ass. Then my daughter comes down with a fever. He walks into her room while she's sleeping, gives her a good sniff and then takes up guard position at the foot of her bed. Dogs, man. Just too good to be true.
Inexplicable note #237 from the firstborn.
April 5, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Inexplicable note #237 from the firstborn.
I WILL DEFEAT YOU, LEFTOVERS
November 25, 2023 at 8:11 PM
I WILL DEFEAT YOU, LEFTOVERS
Doggo about to Call of the Wild on this Thanksgiving spread.
November 24, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Doggo about to Call of the Wild on this Thanksgiving spread.
I was SURE the combination of Mario Bros Wonder's reliance on badges and my possession of a GENUINE Mario Maniac badge was going to earn me parent of the year accolades but the six year old is massively unimpressed.
Truly a parenting low point.
Truly a parenting low point.
November 6, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I was SURE the combination of Mario Bros Wonder's reliance on badges and my possession of a GENUINE Mario Maniac badge was going to earn me parent of the year accolades but the six year old is massively unimpressed.
Truly a parenting low point.
Truly a parenting low point.
I tell the guy you can't just hop right into bakasana on your first go but will he listen to me? Serves him right.
August 15, 2023 at 2:57 AM
I tell the guy you can't just hop right into bakasana on your first go but will he listen to me? Serves him right.
I expected there to be a lot of tough questions in parenting. Indid not expect this at 7 on Sunday morning.
July 30, 2023 at 4:07 PM
I expected there to be a lot of tough questions in parenting. Indid not expect this at 7 on Sunday morning.