AngryCartoonSquirrel
@frothythesquirrel.bsky.social
An angry, bitter little squirrel with a deflated sense of worldly importance and a fairly pessimistic attitude. Don't like it? Fuck off. =^_^=
Makes one want to "counterpolice"
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Makes one want to "counterpolice"
trump regime: "NO! NO! NO! USE OIL! USE OIL! USE OIL!"
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
trump regime: "NO! NO! NO! USE OIL! USE OIL! USE OIL!"
That was probably a factor, but the question he kept asking those people was: "Is this money mine to take?"
I guarantee the BIG factor was him just pocketing everything and paying as little as possible until everything defaulted.
I guarantee the BIG factor was him just pocketing everything and paying as little as possible until everything defaulted.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
That was probably a factor, but the question he kept asking those people was: "Is this money mine to take?"
I guarantee the BIG factor was him just pocketing everything and paying as little as possible until everything defaulted.
I guarantee the BIG factor was him just pocketing everything and paying as little as possible until everything defaulted.
I just dream of making an ICE agent bend the knee... sharply inward.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I just dream of making an ICE agent bend the knee... sharply inward.
When it comes to the actions of the GOP, "conspiracies" are usually more like hypotheses.
They usually end up true. If they are raging about something, expect it to be PREVALENT throughout the GOP itself.
They usually end up true. If they are raging about something, expect it to be PREVALENT throughout the GOP itself.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When it comes to the actions of the GOP, "conspiracies" are usually more like hypotheses.
They usually end up true. If they are raging about something, expect it to be PREVALENT throughout the GOP itself.
They usually end up true. If they are raging about something, expect it to be PREVALENT throughout the GOP itself.
That's why they have to hurry! Adelita won decisively, but they still have time to insist THE REPUBLICAN won.
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That's why they have to hurry! Adelita won decisively, but they still have time to insist THE REPUBLICAN won.
Adelita Grijalva should just walk in and begin working.
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Adelita Grijalva should just walk in and begin working.
They never "suspected" those boats of drug trafficking.
That was 100000% Kegsbreath drunkenly going, "hey, watch what happens to that boat of -------!"
That was 100000% Kegsbreath drunkenly going, "hey, watch what happens to that boat of -------!"
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
They never "suspected" those boats of drug trafficking.
That was 100000% Kegsbreath drunkenly going, "hey, watch what happens to that boat of -------!"
That was 100000% Kegsbreath drunkenly going, "hey, watch what happens to that boat of -------!"
People should start carrying these in areas where ICE is active...
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
People should start carrying these in areas where ICE is active...
This is the correct and only take.
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is the correct and only take.
"Found money" = "money meant to help Americans"
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Found money" = "money meant to help Americans"
You know ICE would let baby Jesus cry himself to death AND complain about it the whole time WHILE gleefully denying Mary the opportunity to care for him.
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You know ICE would let baby Jesus cry himself to death AND complain about it the whole time WHILE gleefully denying Mary the opportunity to care for him.
"Spying, breaking and entering, trespassing, planting goods of unknown origin..."
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Spying, breaking and entering, trespassing, planting goods of unknown origin..."
The OLD ones who think they are taking a "moral high road" will do that. The younger ones have been pushing for action.
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The OLD ones who think they are taking a "moral high road" will do that. The younger ones have been pushing for action.
Reporter: "Oh, excuse me... it was Biden?"
Marshall: "AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS A CRIME AGANST THE VERY FOUNDINGS OF AMERICA! THE PARDONEE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP FOR LIIIFFFEEE!!!!" *foaming at mouth corners*
Reporter: "Oh, wait... it *was* trump..."
Marshall: "Like I said, I need to read on it..."
Marshall: "AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS A CRIME AGANST THE VERY FOUNDINGS OF AMERICA! THE PARDONEE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP FOR LIIIFFFEEE!!!!" *foaming at mouth corners*
Reporter: "Oh, wait... it *was* trump..."
Marshall: "Like I said, I need to read on it..."
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Reporter: "Oh, excuse me... it was Biden?"
Marshall: "AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS A CRIME AGANST THE VERY FOUNDINGS OF AMERICA! THE PARDONEE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP FOR LIIIFFFEEE!!!!" *foaming at mouth corners*
Reporter: "Oh, wait... it *was* trump..."
Marshall: "Like I said, I need to read on it..."
Marshall: "AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS A CRIME AGANST THE VERY FOUNDINGS OF AMERICA! THE PARDONEE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP FOR LIIIFFFEEE!!!!" *foaming at mouth corners*
Reporter: "Oh, wait... it *was* trump..."
Marshall: "Like I said, I need to read on it..."
Translation: "I'M GETTING RID OF THOSE FUCKING -------!!!"
Yes, the last word is... unflattering.
I seriously wonder what he'd say if the lasso of truth were real and he got snagged by it. Same with his cabinet, actually.
Yes, the last word is... unflattering.
I seriously wonder what he'd say if the lasso of truth were real and he got snagged by it. Same with his cabinet, actually.
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Translation: "I'M GETTING RID OF THOSE FUCKING -------!!!"
Yes, the last word is... unflattering.
I seriously wonder what he'd say if the lasso of truth were real and he got snagged by it. Same with his cabinet, actually.
Yes, the last word is... unflattering.
I seriously wonder what he'd say if the lasso of truth were real and he got snagged by it. Same with his cabinet, actually.
"Ah, yes... ahem, Mr. Schumer, if I may, please.... THAT'S THE FUCKING IDEA, YOU FAUX-CENTRALIST DINOSAUR OF A REPUBLICAN PLANT!!!"
-How all dems should respond to that bullshit.
-How all dems should respond to that bullshit.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"Ah, yes... ahem, Mr. Schumer, if I may, please.... THAT'S THE FUCKING IDEA, YOU FAUX-CENTRALIST DINOSAUR OF A REPUBLICAN PLANT!!!"
-How all dems should respond to that bullshit.
-How all dems should respond to that bullshit.
The fucked up part is, if you look at the checkpoints for a dragon, it's actually plausible, and if not for a certain bit of space debris....
a woman is riding a dragon in front of a castle .
ALT: a woman is riding a dragon in front of a castle .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The fucked up part is, if you look at the checkpoints for a dragon, it's actually plausible, and if not for a certain bit of space debris....
Who doesn't live anywhere near the area with no method of getting there.
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Who doesn't live anywhere near the area with no method of getting there.
Could probably make a pretty penny on "bear houses." Effectively just a big insulation lined hole cover with a light heating element.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Could probably make a pretty penny on "bear houses." Effectively just a big insulation lined hole cover with a light heating element.
This guy got it.
a man in a suit and tie wearing sunglasses and ear buds
ALT: a man in a suit and tie wearing sunglasses and ear buds
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This guy got it.
Usually with clouds of fecal matter.
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Usually with clouds of fecal matter.