It always makes me laugh when men do this because like, your period is when your estrogen is at its lowest and testosterone is at its highest. You're just acting like a man does 24/7/365.

I signed off an email once with just my name... and my manager called me and was like "you good?"

I was absolutely furious, and he knew it 😅

I thought it would be in the 6 to 900 range 🥰😅😝!!

Im sure you'd enjoy that, ya weirdo.

Legit, my favourite Bible verse is flawless, so here's a recap:

Dudes: Hey JC, these gals are wearing SLUT clothes, my eyes are wandering!
JC: IDK man, you tried ripping them out?
Dudes: what
JC: Did I fucking stutter?
Dudes: but...how we gonna control our hands?!
JC: Cut em off.

Slay, Jesus.

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