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I believe in Carly Rae Jepsen supremacy
As always, Obama’s year end music list has some tracks that are very funny to imagine him jamming to. But I’ll give it to him for the inspired Rosalia pick
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
As always, Obama’s year end music list has some tracks that are very funny to imagine him jamming to. But I’ll give it to him for the inspired Rosalia pick
Breaking News: Danielle Smith shocked and appalled that the gayest sport takes a stand against her anti-trans bigotry lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Breaking News: Danielle Smith shocked and appalled that the gayest sport takes a stand against her anti-trans bigotry lol
Hello, RuPaul Christmas ornament. I have found you a family
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hello, RuPaul Christmas ornament. I have found you a family
Margaret Atwood, the famed pornography advocate? Willing to bet Mr Rick Bell - our ‘favourite’ scribbler - isn’t familiar with her work. Also, Rick, stop writing about Canadian politics through an American lens. The ‘defund the police’ debate exists almost exclusively in American discourse
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Margaret Atwood, the famed pornography advocate? Willing to bet Mr Rick Bell - our ‘favourite’ scribbler - isn’t familiar with her work. Also, Rick, stop writing about Canadian politics through an American lens. The ‘defund the police’ debate exists almost exclusively in American discourse
Complaining about a refusal to speak in direct sentences, and following that up immediately with this word salad. 10/10, no notes, Rick Bell our favourite brain damaged columnist
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Complaining about a refusal to speak in direct sentences, and following that up immediately with this word salad. 10/10, no notes, Rick Bell our favourite brain damaged columnist
Rick, you already pad out your pieces
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rick, you already pad out your pieces
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
I know Rick sweats when he sees an elementary school teacher with a red pen
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I know Rick sweats when he sees an elementary school teacher with a red pen
@calgaryherald.com I cannot believe you guys pay someone to write like this, oh my goooddddd. He formats like a recently literate person attempting shitty free verse poetry
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@calgaryherald.com I cannot believe you guys pay someone to write like this, oh my goooddddd. He formats like a recently literate person attempting shitty free verse poetry
Since we’re all laughing at Joyce Carol Oates getting under Elon’s skin, here’s my other favourite post of hers
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Since we’re all laughing at Joyce Carol Oates getting under Elon’s skin, here’s my other favourite post of hers
Excuse you!!! Handholding is clearly obscene and that’s why literary depictions must be restricted to those old enough to drive a car!
July 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Excuse you!!! Handholding is clearly obscene and that’s why literary depictions must be restricted to those old enough to drive a car!
Clive you stupid bitch, a himbo was in love with you and you'd rather be a Tory MP? Fuck you! (Excellent book tho)
April 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Clive you stupid bitch, a himbo was in love with you and you'd rather be a Tory MP? Fuck you! (Excellent book tho)
Grimes is on it? Yeah, this is how I know we are not fixing the housing crisis
March 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Grimes is on it? Yeah, this is how I know we are not fixing the housing crisis
Well to the surprise of no one, he doesn’t understand Justin Trudeau won’t be the PM in a week, or how parliament works
March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Well to the surprise of no one, he doesn’t understand Justin Trudeau won’t be the PM in a week, or how parliament works
My feed is lining up today
February 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My feed is lining up today
Round and round the cycle we go. Canadas a bit further along now than we were whenever someone made this visual
January 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Round and round the cycle we go. Canadas a bit further along now than we were whenever someone made this visual
Since everyone is excited by the odyssey movie announcement, may I suggest reading the book Circe
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Since everyone is excited by the odyssey movie announcement, may I suggest reading the book Circe
Reading this and I might throw up actually
December 2, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Reading this and I might throw up actually
I’m going to cry forever
November 24, 2024 at 7:51 AM
I’m going to cry forever
Not sure how many Pokemon fans are on Bluesky, but Red and Blue were in Alola together b/c they're on their honeymoon
October 13, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Not sure how many Pokemon fans are on Bluesky, but Red and Blue were in Alola together b/c they're on their honeymoon