—RESULT—

MY HENCHMEN HAVE SUCCESSFULLY [ERR0R] TOP 3 IN TODAYS EVENT.FILE: TRITON_CUP_114 CLAIMING THE LIVES OFF THE SUPERIOR FILES ABOVE.

WHILE MY MINIONS COULD NOT SECURE THE VICTORY, I WILL [REDACTED] AND THEY WILL COME BACK STRONGER NEXT TIME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

- -RESULT- -

ZIPCAT HAS SUCCESSFULLY [ERADICATED] OUR ENEMIES IN TODAY’S EVENT.FILE: TOURNAMENT.SHRIMP_OF_THE_DAY SECURING 🥇

Tame - crabbag’ing
Frook - mains vslosh and order slosh
NomNom - first time assblast
Elibvn - last time edit
Ali - last game wonder

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

--UPDATE--

AFTER SENDOU_MAJOR I HAVE DEVISED A PLAN BY [TRAINING] MY CURRENT FILES TO STRIVE AND PUSH THEM FURTHER SO I CAN [REDACTED]

ALL 4 FILES WILL BE PARTICIPATING (FORCED) INTO AN X_RANK_RACE.EXE STARTING 1/9/25

FOR *MOTIVATION* THERE WILL BE A PUNISHMENT FOR LAST PLACE.

--NOTIFICATION--

I HAVE QUALIFIED FOR SENDOU_MAJOR. *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH*

(We qualified for sendou q major)

REMINDER: REMOVE PERMISSION.PHOTO_ACCESS FROM FILE_NOMNOM.

[Zipcat Team Montage by @23raze.bsky.social!]

FOUND IN MY FILES... IS THIS A PRANK?

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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