FrontPorchKnitter
@frontporchknitter.bsky.social
Liberal Gen X mama, sharp sticks and strong wool at the ready.
Sounds like Trump's giving more of a "brace for impact" vibe...
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sounds like Trump's giving more of a "brace for impact" vibe...
Is there plastic sheeting on the floor? Did someone bring a large duffel bag?
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Is there plastic sheeting on the floor? Did someone bring a large duffel bag?
Her face speaks volumes.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Her face speaks volumes.
True! Complete with the white shirt under that scoop neck number so as to avoid eye traps for the menfolk.
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
True! Complete with the white shirt under that scoop neck number so as to avoid eye traps for the menfolk.
Whatever those pale, flaccid lumps are, why are they being served on the revolving glass tray from someone's 1995 microwave oven?
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Whatever those pale, flaccid lumps are, why are they being served on the revolving glass tray from someone's 1995 microwave oven?
What's wrong with his skin? All pitted like that? Is that the syphilis?
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What's wrong with his skin? All pitted like that? Is that the syphilis?
Here's your Grammy, @gtconway.bsky.social . It was a wholly moving performance- a lyrically and musically significant contribution to your body of work and the country's collective ethos. BRAVA!
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Here's your Grammy, @gtconway.bsky.social . It was a wholly moving performance- a lyrically and musically significant contribution to your body of work and the country's collective ethos. BRAVA!
If you lie with a big gold cross around your neck, it's not a lie.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you lie with a big gold cross around your neck, it's not a lie.
I could not love this more!
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I could not love this more!
.....and no one ever accused him of having taste, either. Ick. So much gaudy, tacky, brassy shit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
.....and no one ever accused him of having taste, either. Ick. So much gaudy, tacky, brassy shit.
"Stroke, dementia, or Alzheimer's?"
To that I say, "Big Mac, Large Diet Coke, or Large fries? Why not all three and make it a Value Comorbidity Combo Meal?"
To that I say, "Big Mac, Large Diet Coke, or Large fries? Why not all three and make it a Value Comorbidity Combo Meal?"
October 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Stroke, dementia, or Alzheimer's?"
To that I say, "Big Mac, Large Diet Coke, or Large fries? Why not all three and make it a Value Comorbidity Combo Meal?"
To that I say, "Big Mac, Large Diet Coke, or Large fries? Why not all three and make it a Value Comorbidity Combo Meal?"
S-A-ing minors is A-OK, but that 7th F bomb is just a bridge too far.
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
S-A-ing minors is A-OK, but that 7th F bomb is just a bridge too far.
"Trump collapses into a chair...." There. Fixed it.
October 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Trump collapses into a chair...." There. Fixed it.
Yes! Hence our efforts to cleverly conceal ourselves inside inflatable frog and unicorn costumes!! <evil cackle>
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yes! Hence our efforts to cleverly conceal ourselves inside inflatable frog and unicorn costumes!! <evil cackle>
Not when you're lyin' for JEEEESUS!! Glory! Just ask KKKaroline Leavitt!
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Not when you're lyin' for JEEEESUS!! Glory! Just ask KKKaroline Leavitt!
Wow that crowd is so white and so blonde they don't even need the white sheets.
October 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wow that crowd is so white and so blonde they don't even need the white sheets.
Maybe you can be nominated for the Tacky Home Decorator's Award next year. Just add a gold-plated lump of shit on the credenza and your masterpiece will be complete.
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Maybe you can be nominated for the Tacky Home Decorator's Award next year. Just add a gold-plated lump of shit on the credenza and your masterpiece will be complete.
We're each entitled to our opinion.
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We're each entitled to our opinion.
Broader lens: If Comey hadn't tanked the Clinton campaign in the 2016 "October Surprise," Trump wouldn't be doing anything more than (at best) serving time behind bars, or (at worst) golfing and decaying at Mar-a-Lago in 2025.
September 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Broader lens: If Comey hadn't tanked the Clinton campaign in the 2016 "October Surprise," Trump wouldn't be doing anything more than (at best) serving time behind bars, or (at worst) golfing and decaying at Mar-a-Lago in 2025.
This. Yes. Responsible for the first, ergo the second.
September 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This. Yes. Responsible for the first, ergo the second.
It is her father's fault. He's the reason we are in Season 2 of this dystopian nightmare.
September 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It is her father's fault. He's the reason we are in Season 2 of this dystopian nightmare.
He's on the list.
September 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He's on the list.
The SCOTUS bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.
September 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The SCOTUS bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.
The SCOTUS bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.
September 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The SCOTUS bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.
SCOTUS Bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.
September 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
SCOTUS Bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.