remember:
every NieR crossover event is canon to NieR

whoa

Yeah, and for some reason it always happens when my signal strength is low.

wait this doesn't look so ba-UHHHHH🫢

any other manga would've had this character be some cool badass martial artist

bless Takahashi again for making him this absolute cartoon with the simple yet mighty superpower of Very Large

our culture knows no limits

My three foot tall daughter and our vacation plans for Peru, Egypt, and Cambodia

excruciatingly true

Bunch of amateurs. "The existential foreboding of humanity's transience brought about by the knowledge that the ocean may swallow your home at any time" is a feature, not a bug.

I can only hear Richard Epcar, at least for delivering the "POWER!!!" speeches. He's got a very memorable way of being a hammy drama-loving bastard.
Plus of course, Xeno series veteran.

Being reminded of gorgeous sprite art, honestly making me wonder, with the trend of deliberately retro PS1-era indie games, when we're getting a Xenogears-alike.

Like some kinda sentai-mecha sci fi sprite-on-polygon RPG about the ancient Mesopotamian or Egyptian religions or whatever.

titty todger and stumpy dick

you will always be TunnelArmr to me

I think she's neat

the question deserves an answer that consists of a single dollar sign