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I shouldn't bite, but the "original post" is also a screenshot. Idk about "we," but what you're doing is being confidently wrong
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"American Nationalist, Anti-Communist" bro I think you're actually a nazi
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I just played the Zelda Oracle games for the first time. How about Din from Oracle of Seasons?
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I take it back, please never log off. This is great stuff
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hey quick question, where are the people who took the train? Not in traffic! Alternative transport makes things better for everyone, dipshits
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm starting to believe the theory that a lot of gen Xer's brains got fried by leaded gasoline. This is not normal man
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Genuinely, for your own health, I think you should log off
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Then make replies private or block me. You don't own the internet
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Very weird and antisocial behavior
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you can't be convinced to care about other people on principle, you're a bad person. That's the long and short of it
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Analytical AI and generative AI are two different things. The water and energy being used for medical/scientific purposes is not what people are upset about. Please think for more than a second.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Come to think of it, it's like 10 minutes between revealing that he's gay to both him and his husband dying. No way it wasn't intentional
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
what's the big reveal? Oh, uhh, a witch. A witch or whatever was controlling them. Fucking boring!! A few of the scenes were legit creepy, and the part where Gladys gets torn to bits gave me some camp horror enjoyment, but overall I feel like I was sold a very different movie than what I got. (2/2)
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I'm embarrassed to admit the misogyny didn't jump out at me until you pointed it out, but I think it's because the idea of old women being evil witches such a prevalent idea in fiction. The fact that they went with such an "easy" idea pisses me off. You have such an intriguing setup, and (1/2)
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'm assuming you're waiting until you finish the movie to read these replies, so...

Honestly super cool premise, but they fumble it in the second half. Kinda reminds me of Knock at the Cabin where they set up this cool mystery, but the payoff is just meh. 5/10.
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'd probably get beheaded but it would be a great time up until that point
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Being an oracle must've been sooo fun. Huff some fumes, say some vague shit that could mean anything about some battle or whatever, and then when shit hits the fan you can just go "Fate works in mysterious ways"
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Tweeting a lot is only a dunkable offense if you post bad. You're exempt
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's not often that you see someone say something so fascinatingly stupid. I can't even be mad. I'm in awe
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm trying to come up with a funny reply but I'm too busy laughing at the idea of someone having a really bad time and just calling it "boring"
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Weed is boring" —KTP circa idk I'm too lazy to find the skeet
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
liv agar
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How often do you have to ask that question?
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm scratching my head at this one. His answer didn't seem condescending at all, so I'm struggling to see how it's mansplaining
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We know for a fact that *black holes* exist, but we can't exactly crack one open and see if the singularity is in there
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM