I can hear her utter under her breath, "Don't you dare or I'll shoot you in the head like a naughty puppy."

Kristi Noem didn't do much to help the Texas Flood areas. The least she could have done is throw those puffed-up lips out as a flotation device instead of licking her lips after doing you know what on you know who.

Stormy Daniels was cheated. She didn't make nearly as much as Elon paid for prostituting himself. Expensive BJ. A BJ in a TESLA is the same as in a Toyota Celica or a Presidential Limo or air yacht.

My Mr. Clean Magic Eraser isn't working! I am trying to erase Trump, Hegseth, MTG, and the repulsive MAGA cult. I think I should sue like Trump does when he doesn't get his way. I am suing Mr. Clean!

I can hear Trump calling France, we dont want this statue anymore. It does not reflect who we are. We are shipping it back, and guess who's gonna pay the freight? France is! He's on the phone now with Emmanuel Macron, get this mangled metal mess out of the NY harbor. Make room for my biggly statues.

Mother's Day is around the corner. Mom doesn't need a coffee mug, perfume, wine, flowers, or nick-nacks. She would welcome you and your time and labor. Rake her yard,wash her windows, and organize her garage or closet. Give me Labor or give me death. Include a thoughtful card. Blame me .

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I think I get it now as to why the Dick-Taitor is so consumed with the LGBTQ community. I would argue he has a Freudian psychosexual inner conflict. To be a simultaneous hermaphrodite- both a prick and a pussy- means what a lot of people suggest. He can phuck himself.

JB Pritzker for President. 2028

I canceled my subscription to the Washington Post. Because Bezos is sucking Trump's d***.

So much dark clouds and doom out there- hoping this brings sunshine and blue skies. Going to try to focus on my Animal Advocacy and eave the rest be. I am going to try. Sharing Atari who has been at our shelter over a year.

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