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literally invented by my brain as a way to convince me to eat more candy
March 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
literally invented by my brain as a way to convince me to eat more candy
i know at least 7 men that aspire to be this
March 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i know at least 7 men that aspire to be this
well yeah Kelly Clarkson told us this already
March 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
well yeah Kelly Clarkson told us this already
i’ve really been meaning to get around to when evil lurks, late night with the devil and talk to me are films i’ve recommended so many times
March 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i’ve really been meaning to get around to when evil lurks, late night with the devil and talk to me are films i’ve recommended so many times
this is just like terminator
March 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
this is just like terminator
working in software engineering, it’s actually shocking how often many other software engineers have an appreciation for older less “smart” technology
March 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
working in software engineering, it’s actually shocking how often many other software engineers have an appreciation for older less “smart” technology
no u did it u found the best way to put it
March 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
no u did it u found the best way to put it
oddity is so fuckin good
March 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
oddity is so fuckin good
i mean it’s a good song but is it really THAT good of a song
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i mean it’s a good song but is it really THAT good of a song
this is true i used to only be like 3 ft tall the way i became 6’3” is by drinking a pint of giraffe milk with my east mac every day
March 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this is true i used to only be like 3 ft tall the way i became 6’3” is by drinking a pint of giraffe milk with my east mac every day
welcome back 18th amendment
March 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
welcome back 18th amendment
why is his head so lego shaped
March 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
why is his head so lego shaped
it’s so fun except for the part where it makes me really depressed
March 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
it’s so fun except for the part where it makes me really depressed
idk what that is but i wanna drink it so bad
March 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
idk what that is but i wanna drink it so bad
having a whale of a time
March 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
having a whale of a time
its called having game
March 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
its called having game
have you tried asking jeeves
March 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
have you tried asking jeeves
bro she does not want you
March 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bro she does not want you
like the saying goes if it ain’t broke try imposing tariffs on canada that’ll probably do it
March 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
like the saying goes if it ain’t broke try imposing tariffs on canada that’ll probably do it