haven’t been on here recently….. what is UP party people ???

grieving the death of twitter who want me

i think it’s time we normalize and celebrate horizontal belly buttons

normalize profanity in the workplace. there is not a single place in the world where i more desperately need to say fuck

i gotta put tap to pay in my top 5 favorite tech innovations. u mean to tell me i don’t even have to get out my wallet? i can just click a button on my phone then show it my beautiful face and then get whatever i want? honestly a slay

"Clout?" My partner in posts, we are on bluesky

hiiiiii i deserve more followers i think

i’m gonna have to sacrifice some good tweets to start building a brand if i want to pop off on here huh

posting my collages here now bc i don’t want elon 2 steal them (idk if this is any better but hey, we ball man, fuck it)

kinda fucked up that O is only one letter removed from Q in the alphabet…

everyone needs to post on here more often….im getting lonely…..

if threads pops off and bluesky flops…….i’ll be lowkey upset

y’all don’t know this squad yet (except for millie) but they’ll be on here soon enough

elote is THE VIBE this summer. the dish itself, elote flavored things…. i cannot get enough……