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froggobonano.bsky.social
I’m so high that i’m at the point where i’ve started convincing myself id get a better grade if I took my calc 2 final high
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
froggobonano.bsky.social
Content creators that do public pranks would be so much funnier if they had ethics boards.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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xkcd.com
Service Outage

xkcd.com/3170/
Comic. Graph with x-axis is time and y-axis is productivity when a major internet service goes down, showing that after the outage begins the line splits, with one end trending down for people whose work relies on the service and with an upward boost for people whose work doesn’t rely on the service. Top branch of line has mini art of a person sitting at their computer desk thinking, “Aw man, the outage took down the Star Wars Legends Wiki.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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xkcd.com
Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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xkcd.com
Piercing

xkcd.com/3145/
Comic. [Large panel showing curve of Earth with upward opening curve below the surface labeled “constant curvature borehole.” Two smaller overlaid panels show (1) People next to machine on tracks with a tube pointed to the ground labeled “directional drilling rig” and (2) Earth with a ring embedded in it.] [caption] Good news: Geologists have decided that Earth is finally old enough to get its first lithosphere piercing!
September 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
froggobonano.bsky.social
Dude foot fetishists without object permanence must HATE socks
September 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
froggobonano.bsky.social
I forgot this app existed
September 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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halz.bsky.social
June 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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xkcd.com
Weather Balloons

xkcd.com/3107/
Comic. [Graph. Y-axis: Weather Model Accuracy. X-axis: Number of weather balloon launches per day (scale: 1, 10, 100, 1,000, 1 million, 1 billion, 1 trillion). Graph shows fewer balloons at first and a point on curve for “current rat,” and then increasing balloons toward the upper right where there’s art of the sun and an arrow pointing to cluster with note “Layer of weather balloons, not accounted for in models, blocks sunlight from reaching Earth,” then curve reduces sharply]
June 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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xkcd.com
Alert Sound

xkcd.com/3100/
Comic. SOUND EFFECT: ⚠ BOOP! [person with hands on head sitting at computer desk] PERSON: AAAAA! I heard it *again!* *Where* is that *coming* from!? [caption] It turns out living well is only the *second*-best revenge. The *best* revenge is making a tiny hole in someone’s wall and dropping in a battery-powered capsule that, every 6-12 hours, plays the alert sound of a USB device connecting.
June 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
Another absolute classic.
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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brothbowl.bsky.social
Megamind? Meganaturals (this is explicitly Pomtacular's fault)
January 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
froggobonano.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
froggobonano.bsky.social
I just wanna crush old games that I failed as a kid to make myself feel a lil better about myself.
November 30, 2024 at 5:52 PM
froggobonano.bsky.social
I wanna play that old indiana jones lego game that was on the lego site where it’s like a 2d scrolling platformer. kinda like a sideways temple run.
November 30, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
"woo hoo!", flug in their death grips concert outfit. very happy! (you can tell by the extra eye shine..)
November 29, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
flug laying on a banana, its so awesome
November 29, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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ranioftherain.bsky.social
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.

Oh look new game 😍
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
for those who wanted blue instead of orange
"He... isn't even paying attention!!!". flug sitting infront of a tv, watching BLUE . next to them is a pizza and cup of purple. behind them is work, labeled such.
November 16, 2024 at 10:50 PM
froggobonano.bsky.social
The lack of new dialogue in the festival of the lost, combined with the absolute grindiness of it, makes the new weapons and perks feel so underwhelming even if they are great. The event needs new haunted sectors and dialogue, or a whole revamp for it to be interesting.
November 15, 2024 at 6:25 PM
froggobonano.bsky.social
I also haven't used any social media in like 4 years beside Discord if that even counts (at least not regularly/actively)
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 AM
froggobonano.bsky.social
I don't know if people sit on platforms like these and just brainstorm for like 30 minutes to write a banger tweet/post because I swear I've never thought of a funny thing to post.
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 AM