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froggher
@froggher.bsky.social
· Sep 9
hooooooooooooooonesty is such a lonely word everyone is so untruuuue hoooooooooonestyyy is hardly ever heard and mostly what i need from youuuu
noooo my dick is tiny i swear it’s just at a weird angle and the perspective shot is making it look way bigger than it actually is
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
noooo my dick is tiny i swear it’s just at a weird angle and the perspective shot is making it look way bigger than it actually is
starting to think this logan paul guy might be a stupid piece of shit fucking moron
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
starting to think this logan paul guy might be a stupid piece of shit fucking moron
dildos across america where every dildo stands side by side holding hands
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
dildos across america where every dildo stands side by side holding hands
anyways shoutout dildos
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
anyways shoutout dildos
froggher friday is over in like 13 minutes:(
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
froggher friday is over in like 13 minutes:(
robbing a bank but they let me do it and they’re ok with it because it’s froghher friday
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
robbing a bank but they let me do it and they’re ok with it because it’s froghher friday
i have kinda always wanted to use one of those bread loaf ties to tie someone’s foreskin shut
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
i have kinda always wanted to use one of those bread loaf ties to tie someone’s foreskin shut
how to make my asshole glow in the dark?
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
how to make my asshole glow in the dark?
is the dildo curve supposed to go in towards you or away from you?
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
is the dildo curve supposed to go in towards you or away from you?
ok i really am gonna go to sleep now
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
ok i really am gonna go to sleep now
i thought i would have fought way more chimney sweeps by now but life doesn’t always go like you thought it would it never goes according to plan
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i thought i would have fought way more chimney sweeps by now but life doesn’t always go like you thought it would it never goes according to plan
we know for a fact that jack black sucks and is evil and is a piece of shit and worst of all a bad friend
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
we know for a fact that jack black sucks and is evil and is a piece of shit and worst of all a bad friend
pin the tail on the donkey but it’s more like stick the dildo in your ass blindfolded
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
pin the tail on the donkey but it’s more like stick the dildo in your ass blindfolded
adam sandler probably sucks you can’t be friends with rob schneider for all those years without kinda sucking a little being a bit of a piece shit at the very least
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
adam sandler probably sucks you can’t be friends with rob schneider for all those years without kinda sucking a little being a bit of a piece shit at the very least
teetering on the edge of sleepiness
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
teetering on the edge of sleepiness
have you ever seen a barrel of nuclear waste and wondered what sort of superpowers you would get if you jumped in there? the froggher abilities i would gain would probably be extraordinary teetering on the edge of miraculous
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
have you ever seen a barrel of nuclear waste and wondered what sort of superpowers you would get if you jumped in there? the froggher abilities i would gain would probably be extraordinary teetering on the edge of miraculous
thinking about how funny it is that john wayne died cause he was downwind of nuclear tests while he filming a racist movie thinking about how less funny that will be when nuclear tests start up again
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
thinking about how funny it is that john wayne died cause he was downwind of nuclear tests while he filming a racist movie thinking about how less funny that will be when nuclear tests start up again
if i was flailing in the water drowning would you come save me even if it meant i might drown you down with me out of fear and inexperience
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
if i was flailing in the water drowning would you come save me even if it meant i might drown you down with me out of fear and inexperience
if i was a liquid would you drink me?
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
if i was a liquid would you drink me?
trying to vibrate at the right frequency so that all of my particles fall off
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
trying to vibrate at the right frequency so that all of my particles fall off
little cousin party tomorrow i gotta go to but it’s gonna be raining i’m pretty sure so guess we’ll see it it’s a disaster or not
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
little cousin party tomorrow i gotta go to but it’s gonna be raining i’m pretty sure so guess we’ll see it it’s a disaster or not
i would much rather he sucked bill clinton’s dick than him fuck children but i mean i guess he probably did both so still really a lose lose fucked up shit happened either way
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
i would much rather he sucked bill clinton’s dick than him fuck children but i mean i guess he probably did both so still really a lose lose fucked up shit happened either way