Please, I implore you, mind thy tongue. 'Twas a simple misunderstanding of some newfangled slang that some of my more... youthful companions had used around me

Ah! It seemeth that thou are not familiar with mine odd account. Greetings! I am Frog, I am but a simple wandering swordsman. The exploits of my good friends and I hath been recorded for the ages in the "video game" Chrono Trigger!

Forgive me, nothing happened. I apologize for any misunderstanding thou may have had.
My good friend Marle replied, and I quote, "type shit" in response to something I had said
...I do believe I may hath misunderstood

I wouldn't dare steal that title from its true bearer!

Don't be'est silly, I've learned there's far more to life than simply afixxing "eth" to every errant word that escapeth mine own mouth

Tis true! I am quite jovial when the occasion calls for it!

I'm not entirely sure I could, in all honesty... the Masamune deigned to allow me to be its wielder, however, there yet lurks darkness in my heart, I cannot say I would not be seduced by such power

:)

Dear me, I'd ask to not be compared to those monsters! I'm an upright, respectable frog, not some creature to be stored in one's pocket!

A wonderful piece, I'm very flattered!

You captured my likness superbly! Tis a wonderful piece of art!

Fucketh it, we ball

If thou thinkest that be bad, before I could strike down mine arch nemesis, we were cast back in time and bore witness to his cry-baby backstory
Then my companions thought it'd be wrong to strike him down, so I simply had to bite my tongue and be the bigger frog
The man didn't even say he was sorry

I believe this is what the good sir is referring to

It's alright, Sora was a young lad who wanted to keep up with the current trends of his time. Now, why John Squaresoft saw it fit to name my mortal enemies after members of some newfangled rock and roll band, I'll never be sure

My goodness, not a one of those words can be found in the Holy Bible!

Gifted with a new blade this yuletide, eh? Well, I think it's a wonderful gift for a young lad like yourself, and I'd be happy to provide any training you may need with it!