you kind of look like if kevin mcallister’s parents went to jail for child neglect and he had to go into foster care in this pic

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

thanks i wrote it myself!