MY FINGER IS ON THE BUTTON
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
MY FINGER IS ON THE BUTTON
I have realized that my mental wellbeing is attached to this account , bonded beyond
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I have realized that my mental wellbeing is attached to this account , bonded beyond
taking a shit (doggy style)
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
taking a shit (doggy style)
IF I HIT 100 FOLLOWERS I WILL XPLODE!!!
August 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
IF I HIT 100 FOLLOWERS I WILL XPLODE!!!
you can leave your window open at home. not just at a hotel or hypothetical motel
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
you can leave your window open at home. not just at a hotel or hypothetical motel
watermelon, grapes, cilantro, in top 25 all time things.
July 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
watermelon, grapes, cilantro, in top 25 all time things.
me n my boys just be hanging out, inhaling things
July 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
me n my boys just be hanging out, inhaling things
the fun apart about limbo is that sometimes even i don’t know how low i’m gonna go
May 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the fun apart about limbo is that sometimes even i don’t know how low i’m gonna go
what an awesome day we are having!!
May 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
what an awesome day we are having!!
jerking off but as a love letter to past j/o sessions
April 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
jerking off but as a love letter to past j/o sessions
“it happens to the best of us” is such a beautiful phrase. yes, it does happen, even to them :)
February 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“it happens to the best of us” is such a beautiful phrase. yes, it does happen, even to them :)
"It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve!" Actually it was Adam & Eve & Steve, the first throuple.
February 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve!" Actually it was Adam & Eve & Steve, the first throuple.
sometimes i think i smell that devious flower, but instead, a rotting skunk corpse is nearby #lifelessons
February 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
sometimes i think i smell that devious flower, but instead, a rotting skunk corpse is nearby #lifelessons
it’s warmer over here, isn’t it?
February 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
it’s warmer over here, isn’t it?
just took soooooooo many napkins from chipotle
February 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
just took soooooooo many napkins from chipotle
just got put on fraternity leave :/
January 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
just got put on fraternity leave :/
Me, 40 years old, belly laughing: “Babe, it says GUAC TUA and chips! Like that video remember? Haha We have to get some. That is awesome.”
December 29, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Me, 40 years old, belly laughing: “Babe, it says GUAC TUA and chips! Like that video remember? Haha We have to get some. That is awesome.”
if olympians eat their cereal with water, maybe they should swim in milk
December 26, 2024 at 10:02 AM
if olympians eat their cereal with water, maybe they should swim in milk
besides your immense worth, you mean nothing to me
December 12, 2024 at 6:51 PM
besides your immense worth, you mean nothing to me
my buddy ferryside benny made me aware that my last tweet was harmful.
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I am so sorry
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I am so sorry
December 11, 2024 at 9:24 PM
my buddy ferryside benny made me aware that my last tweet was harmful.
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I am so sorry
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I am so sorry
We've all heard of body dysmorphia, but what about body deformia where it looks all fucked up and stuff
December 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
We've all heard of body dysmorphia, but what about body deformia where it looks all fucked up and stuff
expand your horizons, not only horizontally but vertically when applicable
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
expand your horizons, not only horizontally but vertically when applicable
welcome
To Moss County
things stay moist here
and they do not get dry
To Moss County
things stay moist here
and they do not get dry
November 21, 2024 at 6:03 AM
welcome
To Moss County
things stay moist here
and they do not get dry
To Moss County
things stay moist here
and they do not get dry
is it finally time
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 AM
is it finally time