David Cameron has been appointed as the UK's Foreign Secretary? He's on the pig's back now. Let's hope he doesn't make a pig's ear of it.

Twitter is adding the option to trap yourself in a submersible with the worst people imaginable

Yeah, you might be all over my 'Popular, With Friends' tab but I'm heavily featured in the 'Dislikeable, No Mates' section.

I'm not saying Mick Hucknall's writing is juvenile, but his autobiography is simply read.

Everything seems pretty chill here on the Bluesky app. Hey, looks like there's a setting to filter out explicit content. I doubt I'll ever be needing that. Guess I'll just kick back, relax, and check out this 'What's hot' tab....

Oh God, oh Jesus Christ.....